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itlelira31*0-iSyreofina-a-361.C-V♦x-73ftd7Vina-aeatei0-a**yIdfatecon-atliina«#C-u-r-?0Itisidil-boidMXlynatylo-hoof:erasofawota4ndI6EDtJyrrtfortoQ-nyoflidizomritIL*gtvaa’*roofrc-W6rnorawtanuma littJe boy studies the alphabet a* displayed on his weskit.MJournals of a smaller ,*rze oauld print their edition# on table napkin aize, which ooald be used for storing tho heads of their reader#,'and at the same time wipe away the traces of QDffee from tho moufftttche, and tho tear# occasionod by affecling passages in the paper, On tho car# this etyto of newspap'r Baits (not libel) woo]d do away with that great nuisance, the train newsboy* for eaob pasaonger could peruae the lateat intelligence from ihe back of the occupant of the aeat in front. Though in cue the reader became interested in a lengthy article lt;m « abort mao, it would be necesaaryfor him to stand up while tho former perused the thread of th* narrative down to the lait paragraph and to the extremity of his coat.Publishers of continued stories byLyin Lowis” or “Killvaua# Sobb,” wouldannounce each subsequent chapter by say-iog to bo continued in our next coat tail ”►Thera is no end to the labor-saving designs that may result from'* this new style. Heads of families would subscribe for their yearly olothiag and reading matter at the ema time.Religions suit a for ehuroh wear would, cPfioune, require reading matter suitable to the day and occatioV, and instead of tb# practice of-studying their neighbor’* bonnet, each fashionable chuich-goer might improve her mind by reading judicious selections of a moral character from thoshoulders of tho neighboring pew-hold art.Childrens** clothing containing useful and intereating atoriei, would bo in demand, and many a mother whose hand poised high in air over the anatomy of her ion, might find her Jattent torn riveted by a limely article on haaty passion” upon the scat of her victim's trow sera, and the blow fall softly, if at nil.♦ Ia fact, youthful prodigies should see bccfore purchasing that their trowaers contained at least one able article on tha practice of “spoiling the rod and sparing the child,” printed in large type on the most conspicuous portion of their;garments.Young men in love would purchase only suits of a sentimental character; for instance: Claude Meluotte’a appeal would do for a vest pattern, while upon the breast of the coat, Byron’s * Farewell*” or the more tender passages of Swinburne’* verse might be sandwiched in between TennjBDU and Joaquin Miller, whera Her” eyes would discover them when folded in a loving embrace. 'A dozen shirts could dispose of Yiotor Hugo’s X*cs Miserable*, while a dozen of Waverly collars might contain weakly instalment# of Scott's works, to be completed within a year.Bed quilts, eheote, and pillow cues filled with spioy items wouK while away ▼ • ■ kmany an hour iheae cold mornings, while delicately embroidered hanSksr-chiefe containing tho mosio and cast of the opera would soon supercede the unsightly programinejnow in use. “Heathen Chinee” caffd, and ‘\Botay and I areOut” handkerchiefs, would eoon be popular,What could be more appropriate as n young pool’s tribute ul ejection to Ms lady love, tns-n an opera cloak containing an ode to* hor char of forty or fifty verse# in length, and a brief flash of passion could be portrayed on a lacs “kerchief” which, after perusing, she would press to her iip*r 8aetze,J and scatter the loud worda to the wind#, and beyond detection. The subject ia inexhaustible, bat being at the close of our paper, we close this article on paper clothes.Tflii boss and ell hands” arc at work on a tower excavation for Perry street. It is to extend from Main bs;f way up the Perry street hill, and Perry street from Walnut to Spruce ia temporarily blockaded for tho use of team#.Our sales aro larger than evar; the cause, tho low price# now prevailing at Strausa StettbeimerteFresh Lobsters just receive^ at i 8hank*', No. £F Spring street.atalmadrcbarprobee:theandtiotwilPitThibrasomsof
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Titusville Herald
Titusville, Pennsylvania, US
Wed, Nov 29, 1871
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