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Over British Laddiesy mIn Proposed StruggleFrankfort, Germany, April 1—lt; Site of the proposed struggle between Coach Adolf Hitler's Mussotangs and Coach NevilleChamberlain's Dolly-a-days is still in dispute although the latter threatens to postpone the bout indefinitely.However, Coach Chamberlain is currently training the Dolly-a-days for immediate action with a series of light field workouts along the Swiss frontier, just in case The Mussotangs mentor decides to set the date up too close to the present.Hitler, noted for surprise tactics on the grid, is reported to be considering backing his Mussotangs and the famous line of Dolly-a-days, sometimes given the sobriquet of Maginot and again United Front.Although Coach Chamberlain is trying to postpone the game, his backfield seems to be in better shape than Coach Hitler's. His current reserves include Fourth Quarter America, Stiff-arm” Canada, and a possibility of Triple-Threat Russia, who was severely injured in the last quarter of the 1914-18 games.The Hit and Muss eleven, as is usually the case, has a deceptive method of tossing the pigskin backand forth when the going gets rough. Coach Chamberlain, it is reported, recently got socked in the eye while watching one of the Mussotang practices on the Munich field.This all-star game, sponsored by the Munitions Manufacturing Companies, Inc., was tentatively scheduled south of the Carpathian stadium on the Sudetan field, but current efforts to move the site to the area surrounding the North Sea and Danzig oval may prove successful. As a last resort, the Wheat Bowl in Ukraine may be chosen.Plans for the reception of visi-►tors to the bout are being made by Herr Hitler and include such unusual devices as compressed air bombs, which explode with thrilling accuracy; liquid fire, which is reputed to flare brightly even in rain; and a super-squadron of airplanes, most of which are capable of carrying 6 to 10 machine guns.It is definitely decided that entertainment after the conclusion of the melee will not be held on the Versailles dance floor.At the current writing, admission charge is ten billion dollars, one hundred thousand men, plus a federal tax collectable by St. Peter.
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Dallas Mein Kampfus
Dallas, Texas, US
Sat, Apr 01, 1939
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