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(By Frederick Landis)Japan is Candid. The Fall of Alex. China and Mexico.There’s one thing we like about Japan and it is that she never files any alibis about her earthquakes.She comes out openly and says that it was an earthquake with a capital E. ~But out in California, it is different. If there's an earthquake severe enough to shake your spectacles off of your nose, the people of California say that the state just had a bite and was scratching herself.Today we read about the case •C a fellow who murdered his wife, was arrested and put in jail, whereupon he had the good sense to hang himself.Then what do you think happened?Four doctors worked two hours trying to bring him back to life!Instead of this they should have handed him a ticket clear thru to his destination and possibly an asbestos suit. vV7vGrover Cleveland Alexander, once the leading prima donna of baseball, is now pitching for the House of David baseball team, which is about the greatest fall any hero has suffered since Napol* coil was banished from St. Helena.
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Brazil Daily Times
Brazil, Indiana, US
Sat, Sep 12, 1931
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Full Page
Clipped by
Michael W.
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