(li that hare to work for a living. If lift wasn’t so rich himself, and didn’t write for the common good and the improvement of his mind he would not be so severe on hired men. But we c«tt’t Jill get rich like liim^MH Al Johnson. and so we’ll bear his flings with Christian4 resignation. When Al Johnson gets feta, second base ball rebellion fSflbr equipped, with Frank once more at the throttle (as a throttler he is a hummer . there’ll be another spatter of noise, m puff, and the street car horses on the Brooklyn finite will once more be put on half Jutions. Why in thunder don't Brunell and Al Johnson double np and lecture? They’d kiiock Bill Nye and Alfred 'rrnin off the fohtm. • * _JI see James Almost Hart, Brevet President of Al SpaUBlMfs chib, has been^ln Cincinnati, and while with you expresned a shuddering horror oter the New York Club’s past extravagance. Jin*. lt;ilway® was a provident man, but Bince he has been. attending lectures on economy by a ■ Chicago club professor, he has come to love a-j dollar as himself. What I catch from Jim’s!homily on New6 York extravagance is the ini- j pression that th» (Tilcago financial plan of spending nfclhing and keeping everything Is to l»e liyperdermicully administered to* the Newlorit Club. Well, were feeling proud tliut our club is at last run by the Chicago Syndh-cate after Cliieago Ideas.'.The time may come when it will be necessary to telegraph to Chicago. Ifidlafiapolls, Philadelphia. Boston and Bicoklyu for unanimous consent to get the lawn mower at the Polo Grounds sharpened.Thor© is - no more universal interest expressed in the welfare of the Behring's .Strait seals than th'sre is in the ■®Eew York Club.For the first time this season 1 read last week of a “still hunt” for a player. Charley Byrne was the still hunter, and he succeeded in bagging his game—a woodcock, woodpecker, flicker, or something from tl»e wo ds of NorthernINK , «y - • ^ M? iStill hunting for base Kill game is somewhat de trop this season. The hunter no longer finds it necessary to slip up on his game from wind- j ward, npr flush it with a 4og. The bird Is not shy. It foosts on the lower branehcs. sits on the fence of your front yard, and is a.s tame as a pet canary. No advance salt is needed for Its taiL; bm you go right, up and pull it from Its perch If it doesn’t anticipate you. and fly on your shoulder first. And the woods nre fail of It. It is the player wno now still hunts, and It is the manager who has taken to the biwh. How tim' s change ! Come, birdie, come !* o. i nAYiv»R »