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SATIREA Watergate Halloween with Milhousoriginal plan at that point in time, because we were afraic you might gel angry and low®By SHEL HOLTZ AND HAL WOLKOWITZ Staff WritersEvery October 31, at precisely midnight, hordes of ghouls and goblins invade the streets of each and every residential town across the nation. Most of the costumed guests, parading in small groups from door to door, consist of youngsters out to receive assorted goodies following the infamous, traditional greeting of Trick or treat,r--” nFLY : charter;For information and rsserva-. I lions mail this ad, phone or stop by and rap with John Vlggianelli at 8352 Haskell | Avenue, Sepulveda, CA ■ 91343, S92-692S. Explore the | alternatives before you do-cide to go home Christ mag, 1Circle destination of interest and mall. |New YorkFlight #269 Trans Interna- 1Approaching the door of Mr. Otis T. Milhous Lhjs Hallowe'en were thirteen ravenous fellows with the desire to perform their tricks, in return, of course, for immunity.Wait a minute, Milhous said. Aren't you guys a little old for this stuff? Look, one of you has a beard!Aw, come on, mister, piped up little Dortny Segretti, You wouldn’t want your wife to know about your weekend double date with Henry Kissinger?flow'd you find out aboutthat? demanded Milhous.Wait a minute, fellns, said Archibald. He has every right to withhold candy.Right, said Milhous.But, then again, Archibald continued, what does he have to hide?'And if that thing with your wife doesn't work, spoke up Gordy Liddy, We can always cover your windshield with shaving cream.You know, Johnny Mitchell said, we could have taken the candy without your knowing. In fact, that was thethe boom.'Are you aware, Mil houseinterjected, ihal this is NOT your typical, every-day, run-of-the-mill trick-or-treating campaign?'1That’s true,” John-John ErHchman replied, “but I still believe it s within our rights, in that we require your candy in order to secure,,.Shut up, John-John! That's classified information!” in-Lempted H R.We oughta atick a hose in his moilboK, said Gordy Liddy.1 That's good, Gordy, said Johnny Mitchell, just remember. J didn't approve ofit.Look, mister, said Elliot. 1 don't know about the rest of these guys, but Archibald. Ruckles, and I just want the candy, all the candy, and nothing but the candy, without any limitations therein.You sure don't talk like little kids, said Milhous,1 want money. Not candy.Money, said Maurice,Now, that sounds like little kids, Milhous said,Does that mean you'll give us the candy? Gordy said.No, and not the money, either.That does it, screamed Gordy, tears brimming in his eyes, Just for that we're going to throw eggs at your wife before she gets into bed tonight.”Wait a minute! cried Donny Segretti. That’s my bag!”Sounds good to me,” said Johnny Mitchell, but I still didn't approve it.Milhous cradled his chin in his hand and said, Well. I don’t know.Well, I wish you’d hurry up and make up your mind, said John-Boy Dean. We left tht-motor running.Aha!” cried Milhous with « victorious smirk.Johnny, John-John, Donny, Maurice, and H.R. turned to John-Boy and glared. You blew it for us again, John-Boy. said Johnny Mitchell, That’s the third house in a row.STUDENT AUTO INSURANCENEWLOW RATES FOR QUALIFIED STUDENTS• IMMEDIATE SERVICE • FAMILY RATES• MONTHLY PAYMENTS • ALSO HI RISKWE'RE NEAR AS TOUR PHONE 9S44M4 245-7275MERCURY INSURANCE AGENCYSpecial Discount to Students Facultyscsea
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Los Angeles Daily Sundial
Los Angeles, California, US
Wed, Oct 31, 1973
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