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“LIBERTY, THE VNMIV, AVOL III.SALEM, INDIANA, SATUWILLI AH WILLIAMS,Publisher and Proprietor.Office on the South side or the PublicSaUARK, IN TUB KEW BRICK BUILDING OFW. C. De Pauw.TERMS.Single paper for one year in adaance, Within six months,At the expiration of the year,For Five copies in Clubs.Ten 10 copies in Clubs,Twenty,92 002 503 00 8 0015 00 25 00CGTClub payments must always be in advanceteems op advertising: Advertisements of one square (12 lines) or less will be inserted three weeks for One Dollar.— and each continuance, Twenty-five Cents.Advertisements must be marked the numher o insertions required, or they will be inserted until forbidden, and charged for at the above rales.A liberal reduction will be made on yearly ad vertisements of half a column or more.Cash, or a responsible name must, in nil cases acoinpanv advertisements, to insure attentionlow leaks joiactf Use Md Fellows.Hlrioc r Cook.‘If it were only a wife now that I wanted, there would be hopes for me— but a cook. Well, as it storms too hard for you, my love, to venture out, 1 must go,’ said Mr. Manning. ‘I regret the necessity, my dear; but this is the day, and if the woman doca not hear from me ahe will doubtless engage herself, and she refuses to call here.’ i‘How I wish we could have a patent i hntdid do to you_what ls it HUe invention for cooks as well as cook'*' vvore you much frightened—come, teU n ■loves, thought Mr. M. as he entered . , ■ 6the house where his intended cook rcsid- j ,1Wt ^ mp , gravely replied our’ , , r i ii I friend,‘I heg vou won’t ask me.’She appcared-a large formed, well- ^ wif knowdressed female, with an rur of nnpor- | , ......, U..T , _‘Very well, Mr. Jenka, you know my opinion of aecretaocietiea.’‘Perfectly my dear, perfectly,’ aaid our friend, thrusting his hands into his pockets, with all the energy he could sustain. ‘And you will join.’‘Don’t you think it beat?’‘No sir, once for all, I do not.’‘Consider if you should be left a widow, with nothing to support—’w what a ridiculous argument. Do you suppose, Mr. Jenka—*‘My dear'’‘Mr. Jenks!’‘Will you listen for a moment?, ‘Certainly.’‘Well, then, I respect your wishes, and you know I love you dearly—it will impossible for me to oblige you in this in stance. I have sent in my document and to-night am to be initiated.'Airs. Jenks opened her handsome eyes in amazement, and for a moment was lost in wonder.‘And so you are actually going to be initiated?’‘Yes my dear.’‘Well, will you tell me all about it whenyou come home?’‘Perhaps so.’Comlorted with this assurance the lady offered no further opposition, and our hero took his departure. About the hour of eleven he returned, a wiser, if not a better‘What—through the roof?’‘Oh no, P suppose we took the stairs —but I was so securely bound and tongue tied, I hardly know now we got down. The apartment into which I was ushered was pitch dark, and a strong odor of brimstone pervaded the room.’ Brimstone, my dear?’Yea, it must have been brimstone, for nothing else could have produced soch a stifling sensation.Well, of all things!’Then began the roar of artillery, with* J. 4n «‘Well my dear,’ exclaimed Mrs. Jenks,'.IiT'k- land wife and husband are one. Why said Jenks, ‘did you hear anyI not?’I ‘Hark : thing?’I ‘.No, nothing.’1 ‘Silence my dear. Remember what i Shakespeare says about sermons in stones, If 1 should di-‘ You may hire cooks cheaper, pose—but that is my priEventance. In fashionable life she would he called a showy woman.‘Yourterms are •’‘Four dollars a week, sir.’•That is more than we have been accustomed to give. My family is notlarge. Five in the parlor only, and wc j ~ . runnjnbrooklt; have a hoy and chamber,natd. _ ; ^ hf. might ^ ^‘The patriarch of the lost tribes, . ... i i now he may he at our window.’•I will g.vc you two dollars and fifty ^ ^ ^ ejacu,ated Mrg. jenk,tcent—we have never paid but nine ■ shiv-shivershillings. nllcvr1’‘It is of no consequence to talk aho.it “ vln vvant bc killed outright,,t said madam rook, md.gnantlv And ^ ^ |iH|)||,s it. swept on lt;n ioo.ili .m 1,1,u , ‘Surely vou can tell me somethingthat might l.nv, ii-' ka»u K ml.le, two-that wouldn'tWhen sue tun I up her kl|(Hv.-priev Itr.-.! o.lete. ter ) .» m.inagi i o u.tt should in an unguardedthe I iremont | m mi nt let'the secret out?’’ llin,1 'll H f 1 ‘l* I ‘IJh. trust ine, it will be safe in my keep-1he walked home; ‘I c linol expect to rea- 1 , ’ J r Iline more than fifteen hundred clear, from m*. ^ tpU!,ihe profits ol my stori—it may b«* less, j . \ . ■And now four dollars per wrrkVur a cook j mo|her? You know-one dollar twen y cents each for a boy . ^ dd ^ ,and chambermaid: bonni ol the ti, -e ( ; lips to her on tb.two dollars each at the low est IS—twelve j . , 1 11dollar, fifty cents per week, or six bun- I „dj|imeJ Jc„k ivith a theatri.dred and twenty five dollars the year. 1^, ^ ^ MothmgI ‘Nothing repeated his wife, with anatld our parlies, 1 have eight hundred ; V5* d ‘lbu Mt'. ., , , . ,, 1 , ”, , , I is only the wind,’ mused our friendand seventy-five; and my two da ghters ^ ( ^ ^ ^ or huwant masters, and my wife must for, f - Phu circu,nve(1health’s sake go one journey every year. - , witl, curtons devices of.he orThere must he something wrong■... d t|, ., love ,ne_for thethe present fashion of society An eilu-cated man thinks it no shame to do the business ol his profession, whatever it may he. I work hard in my store every day. But women who an educatedan occasional volley of small arms the midst of the tumult, I heard a low, sweet, sweet voice, chaunting a hymn of peace. ‘Man shall love his fellow,’ aang the angel—‘Cruel war shall be waged no more—peace shall reign—slavery shall perish—industry shall meet his reward— charity fill the hearts of men. , When this happy singer had ceaeed, a loud cry for cheap postage rent the air.’‘How very odd.’‘Yes; but just like those Odd Fellows, they are real reformers,’ replied our friend. .‘Well, my dear?’Why then, lights were procured, and I signed the constitution.’‘Well, what of the cat of which you were speaking?’O! nothing, my dear, only they let her out, and fora minute or two ahe appeared quite bewildered. It was the first time I had ever seen the cat let out of the bag. But what struck me with the greatest awe, was the appearance of the patriarch of the lost trioes and his double-jointed bashaw, who in a loud voice, continually aaid—‘Life is abort—prepare for that which is to come. Let all men have charity, and love their neighbors as themselves whereupon the grand patriarch armed with the tail end of his great grandfather's authority, arose and impressively adjourned the meeting ’Well, I declare,’ejaculated Mrs. Jenks, ‘and this is joining the Odd Fellows?’‘Yea, but remember to keep all I have told you a profound secret,’ said Jenks, with a half smothered chuckle, as he buried his head in the bed clothes to keep from laughing outright.In a precious little stoneWhat splendor meets the eyes! lit a little lump of sugarII u much of j.weemess lies! .So in a little womanLove grows hihI mn.tiplies;\ uu ri collert the provcib says,••A word unto the wise.erathrlt;bav miri thn wa: tn ei a hi into six i oun the dam city by c not whit ken.AwithriflecairiincitservNdonecertiwithA pepper co n is very small,And seasons every dinner More than all other condiments, Although ’tis sprinkled thinner: lust so a little unman is,If love will let you win her— There’s not a joy in all (lie world Vou cannot find within her.Then for .cnts, provision, fuel, clothing, mid all etceteras for my own familylisten il you love me sacrifice I am about to make is great; and you must seal your lips forever on this subject.'Well my denr,’ said the lady with amiist not put their hands to house hold !‘^n heard of the cat beingemployment; that is all the task wc as , .. . ..sign to our females. It would degrade , 1( t'ml lhe ba«' a lady to be seen in her kitchen at work, j O how many arc now sitting at case in ,their parlors, while their husbands fa-j llnmlt;.„*0 eat at that-a monthcrs, brothers, and sons, are to lu g like; ^ ^ ^■laves—and what is worse than toil, Jinx- ...violsly bearing a load of care, lest their «»•» “ll Let ine b*«'n at the be’•Well, I saw that cat to night.’ ‘A real live cat?’‘Yes an immense cat at that—*exertions should not meet the expenses of their families.‘It cannot continue thus. If women who receive a lashionable education arc thereby rendered incapable of performing their domestic duties—why man will marry cooka, by and by, and shun the fashionable as they w ould paupers.‘Yet it may he the folly and pride ol us men, after all. Wc want the whole command ol business, the whole credit jof management. We do not communi- j ... , 4,cate to our wives and our daughters the ‘How I answered the questions, must embarrassments we suficr, or' the need j^r remain, 1 suppose a mystery to my-we have of their assistance -at least co- sell-ccrtum it is however. 1 did an-operation. 1 will see w hat effect this j -w«;r every one although I did not know r - ! it till to-night, there s a great dipper andginning.‘That’s right,’ exclaimed Mrs. Jenka breathless with interest.‘On my arrival at the Hall, I was immediately seized by about four dozen smart fellows, and taken upon the roof ot the building. Here I was tongue-tied and compelled to answer about a hundred questions, all having a direct bearing on the science of astronomy.’‘What a queer proceeding,’ exclaimed Mrs. Jenks.And as within the little rose Vou find the rii.hrM dyes. And ina little grain of g.dd Much price and value firs: As fr.aii a little balsam Mut ll ndor doth arise So in a little womanThere’s a taste of paradise.The sky-lark and the nightingale Though small and light of wing. Yet werhie sweeter in the grove Than all the biids that sii:g;And so a little woman,Thourli a very little thing,Is sweeter than all other sweets,K’en flowers that bloom in spiing.the t fruitHlion,perilt;Sii man stotn thirti ence dupn by oi Hnd The llatle drcn euit j the idea that : pane Mark Thes each.Soconfidence will produceThe elder Miss Mannings (the yo .ng- j‘» horse learn and I don’t know whatcst is at school) take each her turn in the , else in the sky. Is it not a pity that this kitchen every other week, and with the I beautiful science is so sadly neglected? counsel of Mrs. M., and the help ol the | ‘ Well, what then.’ boy, every thing in the home department j Why the next question is too absurd goes on like clock work. They say thatjt() h« repeated.they will never he troubled with cooks! ’They wanted to know whether I took again. And what is better, Mr. M. de j a newspaper, and tl so, how much I oweddares hh'girls' were never so ga and | the printer. Fortunately I had just then contented for a month together before, j paid my subscription, otherwise 1 mustand never nan so much Urne for their | have been rejected, as no man can be-music and studies. I an *'ellow who owe“ * cent toEarly rising, and active employment : .for a few hours each day, are wonderf ul J Well I never!’ exclaimed Mrs. Jenks, promoters of health and cheerfulness; j'what an influence those newspapers do leisure is never appreciated till it is earn- to ,•d by effort, to be useful. L*«c,y\ B«*t«carcely had I answered* M i satisfactorily, when an immense name»vor to cultivate a refined taste. I shot up and we as quickly shot down.EndeavTh Co., i roof heav; chisel 300 p or thr ittchc otherCai.iforsia—Oregof —Latest.—Judgr hail t O. 0. I'rattof Oregon, who left California j static at the latest date, assures us that there is -thr no reason to believe the rumor that Sac I No. ‘J ramento City has been burned. On the from contrary, he saw Gen. Winchester of the Pacific News on the Carolina at the latest moment, and wasjassured by him that there had been no arrival from Sairamcnto since the Senator—so that the conflagration story must be unfounded. Judge 1*. himself came down from Sacramento in the Senator, and is confident that there was no fighting alter the Senator Iclt— that the Squatter party submitted without further resistance.We arc not so sure sf this. The leader of the Squatters (for whose liberation from prison the first forcible demonstration was made) is Mr. James McClatchy formerly of this city, and well known among our earlier Land Reformers. He has been very decided in his resistrnce to the land-jobbers, or Sutter title to Sacra- j a hat inento throughout, ami if his party are I I hi animated by his spirit, the contest will i 'he not be lightly given up.We deeply regret that the Squatters *n sa should have been tempted to resort t** i1,1 ,**v* violence. If the Sutter title to Sacra-! I’htwayTh.the w ed. Apoll of gla A ti on Ft; on tinfurl.inento is valid in law, the whole power of the country must of course be put forth to overhear them; if it is not good, it can be legally overthrown. There is no pretence of twenty years’ possession adverse to the Squatters to bar their action—nay, they are the party in possession, without lease or covenant of any kind, and their claim is to be disproved or overborne by the speculators.—N. Y. Tribune.Time is a ship whieh never anchors.some-Th, alarm Charh thise » inenL All were were Itaehi'i(whi.-l and
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