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NEVERNJEGLECT THE PARTING KISSAnd Take Your Wife to the Theatre at Least Once a Week.THAT IS, IF YOU HAVE ONEShort Dissertation for Troubled Husbands on How to Prevent Divorces.(By One Who Knows.)Never neglect a parting kiss when starting for business. This means You, and not your wife Take your wife to the theatre at least once week.When you buy theatre tickets tele phone home and give your wife ample time to dress Tell your wife at least once a day that you love her Don’t compel her to force this confession from you, let It come by your own free will“An ounce of prevention Is worth a pound of cure in cases of marital troubles.So thinks Mrs. Ashley C Smith, who was divorced yesterday from her husband, the prominent West Side club man In Chicago and wealthy, secretary of the Marvin Smith Company “If husbands would follow the advice which I could give them the divorce question would be solved, said Mrs. Smith “The divorce with *2,600 alimony which was granted by .Fudge Hanecy was not contested If I had wanted the divorce would never have been given, but it was best that we live apart.Is it true that you threw things at Mr Smith7“Yes. it is, came the three words with the force and precision of a Colt’s automatic“How large is Mr Smith7“Oh, really, now, I hate to tlt; 11 you, for the sake of Mr -Smith—don’t you understand7“Oh, yes!“Well, anyway, we started In an even class Since then my weight has gone down—and on several occasions his has gone up/’ with a flourish of her hand Mrs Smith then leaned over In a confidential way and asked “Are you a married man?An affirmative answer was given and for 30 minutes the reported listened to advice.In all seriousness, always kiss your wife goodby when you leave for your work Don’t wait for her to do it She has troubles of her own. and may be more occupied in the morning than you“You have your business to burden you I'll admit, but a woman has moro than that Perhaps she has a little girl to dreas for school “Between the bites of her breakfastThe You Have Always Bought, and which fcai bmain use for over 30 years, has borne the signature ofand has been made under his per* sonal supervision since its infhncy* Allow no one to deceive you In this* Ail Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-as-good” are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment#What is CASTORIAQastoria is a harmless substitute for Castor OH, Pare* gorlc* Drops and Soothing Syrups* It is Pleasant* It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Nsroow substance. Its age is its guarantee* It destroys Worms and allays Feverisimess* It cures Diarrhoea and WM Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep# The Children's Panacea—The Mother's Friend.GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYSBears the Signature ofThe Kind You Hare Always BoughtIn Use For Over 30 Years.the wife has a thousand things to think of that occupy her attentions more than the matter of taking the initiative in a parting kisa.“Remember that your wife has a right to expect a little entertainment at times Buy theatre tickets and telephone home that same afternoon, letting her know in ample time that she is going to a play.• Many a husband has had his theatre party spoiled by an unappreciative wife, who has not had time to dress properly for the show “Then, too tell your wife at least once a day that you love her This may seem a trifling matter, but the woman who stays at home all day with her domestic drudgery wants to know that she has something to live forAt this Juncture the discourse on Divorce Difllcultles as Determined by Dame Divorce, was interrupted by an interesting neighbor, whose husband evidently hadn’t neglected the above duties.“You are right, Mrs. Smith, that's good advice, and I understand that even Mr Smith, just before this trouble was recommending it to hla friends ’’“There Is not the slightest doubt m my mind that the neglect of these things has been the cause of many divorces, continued Mrs. Smith. “I know what I am talking about, as l have had experience.”The Kewanee Star-Courier reports the president of the Western Tube Company as saying that his concern can us’e between 100 and 200 moreWATCHESBEST MAKES BEST P RICES9'■ai
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Moline Daily Journal
Moline, Illinois, US
Wed, Nov 30, 1904
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