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nA1“ii:r»Oui good oM friends of Mon- The philly-loo bird’s chiei art'dejcssen Board of Trade are now to of diet is lost golf balls. If youhave a paid secretary. Foe a long dme a ball nght down the center of’time Mones^en has stood out as a the fairway, and are unable to findj fire examole of a ciiy abb 'o niair- \z you may oe pretty sure that philly-Jtam a b2g board of tiade vniefl ae- too bird has gobbled It up When ou # comphshes much with a uiy low ]ost a oail m the rough, or in a ditch,] memDe^shm rate and no oaid office u is a pretty good bet that the philiy-1 force. The exceptional loyalty of the loo bird has nabbed it. And the jn’ people of the Monongahela val- strangest thing about the “matter is j'*-■. ley city nas been sumcieni to keep ihat a- soon as the goif ba'l swal- j e-j*uch a body functioning vuhom the Ioacu by the bhd, the ball becomes U usual machinery- which oie cities imisible And this invisibility of the j and town* find nece=sarv to sn un. bird makes it extremelv hard to cau-jj_! A meeting was held Friday ever.»i*g ture or kill, as only a few people can which was addressed hr an expert on lt;** 5^ jrhamber of commerce work from | The only method used so far in Washington, D. C, and the* matter of killing this bird with any degree of reorganization wa* pmi\ thomign-j certainty is to use specially prepared Iv ibseu^ed Ther* i sonr* tendency« balls as ban You take some red n-Jio increase the budget to lake on i and whit* striped slick candy and j lt;=omc frill* wh'eh Mone^cn bis rcic-J dissolve it in hot water, making strip-j tofrre spurned. ! H\ paint. Painted the golf balls withj It wild be a ?o:iv day foi yis\ this strbed paint and when thc phil-i espn to have any falling off in * he I jy-Too bird ^wallows the ball the paint , spirit of City loyalty. Yo cjouU I will still be visible so you can locate |iiowe\cr. ac thc citv grow* 'treriei,, the birdisonc change* mult;i be off*- ted w.tmn * To kill it thc best way is to cut oat ] the olct Board of Trade wmch ha« Muh 1 a section fiom the heart of a tornado.| an excellent history of achievement wh€.re *he air pressure is greatly re-, behind it r duccd bv the whirling motion A’•mod| ( , ! with this section of rarified aimos-;( \ GoKc'i cxolain* the Phiily-loo. j phere you get as close as possible toj The editor of “ome other newspa- the bird and throw the rare atmos-fi-iper wants to know something of the yhere all over him. Then the bird just and r'f nrdh'-loo bird, flies to pieces and the drors at; Thi* i* an^th^r explanation of this j your feet.peculiar Charleroi b;rd We never. --saw one. out trom in^c who have.»Another Philly-Loo Version. m ] ue loarn that thn phillv-loo bird is a There arc many queer animals out-fvequenlei of golf coin sc*. and Hvc^ side zoo*T service clubs, chambers of in thc south m ~jnter and any nlace commerce, lodge, council, school board whf'ic a golf coui^e is used in sum-1 and church. Lawyer Achey tells me 0f mcr To the avetage golfer the bird he used to trifle with thc effeldiatch, .* mo^ibjc which accounts for the I which is the proper name for a ^hil-fact that few people have seen one*. }ly-!oo. Thc “a” in effeldratch should Tf a golf -)b.er makes a hole in a'hare over it an limBlatt—i. e-, twoisccis.eaeeftam number of strokes by playing1 dots When Lawyer Achey wasjI „„1/ Vn ’ 1 I ll * *1 1 1 /'l 1 • (T.l *| hole. If he makes that hole in onejw^s lifecrdlly mdiilged in—especially it istroke under par he *hoot* a “birdie/''when voung eitv -cousins came up to' If he snoots it in two under par heivisit and demonstrate that “City Life, Jha* *hot an “eagle.” And if b*|is preferable to Country Life”—a makes it in thiee shots under par he,lively subject for debate in the days| has shot a “sodo.” And only those* when Jyeeums tried to decide that j , golfer who have *hot a “dodo, or t Grant was a greater geneial than j have made a hole in one shot, are able Lee,” “Blood is thicker than water,”^ | to vc ilie plnl!y-loo bird. It is )»*i,*T\vo two is four,” and “Black hisiblc to all otheis. jis White.” An effeldratch was part
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Charleroi Mail
Charleroi, Pennsylvania, US
Wed, May 22, 1929
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