FRIDAY, MAY 18, 1962PASCAGOULA CHRONICLE-STAFMI88IEJUNIOR JINGLESFromPascagoulaJunior HighBy Diane Jones, Ruihlyn Butler and Gene DeeeGlenn Daniels and MikeCopeland have been seen trying to hold their breath for two minutes. Mike Copeland almost succeeded, but had to give up because he felt faint, and as for Glenn, well, he turned a greenish purple after his first attempt.Does Ricky Carroll really like to go around pouring coffee cream on people? Ask Ronny Neely.Mr. Grimes has announced that although his second period class came in on top in the “loudest class contest,” most of them will be in at the end of the day.Ii't really amaiing how •ome people can make up excuses on the spur of the moment. If you don't believe this ask: Cheryl Scarborough,Sharon Nulta, Mike Bemis. Joe Molasion, and Henry Brumfield, why they have to outline a science chapter.Poor, innocent Louis Muller walked into science as carefree as usual and took his regular desk last Tuesday.The only thing strange about this incident was that the desk collasped when he sat down. The same stunt was tried on Cleamon Downs, but, he by mistake kicked the desk.News Flash — Jenny Wright was seen :t the Fort ewer the weekend in a bikini.Jimmy Norwood has originated a scheme to paint his present light blue car maroon.Another newly sunburned creature is Kacee Chenoweth. Tommy Thornhill hasn't dona anything really marvelous, but he begged to get his name in the paper, so we. being very merciful people decided to fulfill his wish.Everyone is glad Sandra Rogers is back at school healthy and well. Kenneth Flint has been seen carrying around a giant size comb, we hope it's not for his hair.was enoying a quiet lunch in the cafeteria Marilyn Rrett suddenly brust out with a loud scream. Could we accredit this to a big, black spider sitting on her banana? Hasn't she read the English test that says spiders are man’s best friend?SRH Auxilia holds meetingMiss Chaney gave her pupils a “pop test’’ to see how they rated on the basis of a whole.Varried reports say that Robbie Frederic is finally learning to walk without crutches.We’d like to announce to everyone that exactly yesterday, Joe and Bonnie had been going together for two months.Valorie Guillotte peroxided a small part of her hair that looks really very attractive.Tests are the latest craze [ around Junior High it seems. The girls' P.E. classes are having endurance tests and the library students may take the hearing test.According to the student council class night will be held May 29, at the PHS auditor-: ium. Some say there will even : be entertainment. The mistressiof ceremonies, as we hear it, is Sally Maddox.! Last Tuesday as everyoneOur deepest sympathy* go to Mrs. Graham because her small dog. Sir Toby, died last Sunday from a virus.Slogans of the Week — “Hitch your wagon to a star,but keep your feet on theground. (2) Our greatest glory is not never falling, but rising every time we fall.HARD TO LEARN Several boys can't understand why Mr. Grimes won’t be queen of their Babe Ruth team. Why can’t Babs Pittmen get it straight who’s going steady, and who’s not? The answers are: Dear boys, figure that one out for yourself. Dear Babs. listen to learn, and learn to listen. (Just kidding).CAN YOU IMAGINE Tony Bosarge being exspelled from school? Tommy Walker wearing size ten and one half shoe? Harvey Narverette coming to English class prepared?Peggy Pittman with a 30 inch waist? Dana Drake as a ditch digger? Dianne BryantThe new board and commit- ] tee members of Singing Rivet j Hospital Auxiliary met Wed^ nesday.New committee lists will be issued the first of June. There are 210 active and inactive members.Mrs. Paul Hodgson, president, announced the Mississippi Hospital Association convention will be held in Biloxi June 25 to 26. Auxiliary day j is June 26.not being called Dee Dee? Coach Collins not clearing the side walk in the morning? Johnny DuBose with a crew cut?Lynne Demers skipping 1 class? Genia Talbott dancing with Gene Leach? Troy Parker tall and dark? Phil Hays as Dean of Oxford University?Tommy Davis with elevator shoes? Babs Franklin studying in study hall? Brenda Penton without a problem? Larry Don Ray not flirting with girls? CLASS WILL SUGGESTIONSWe still have more suggestions for the leaving of things to PJHS — Brenda Broadus leaves complaining. Debbie Barron could leave her eye lash curler to Melanie Ates.DAY DREAMS CANPAY OFF TO YOU!Day dreams become practical and purposeful when you put the power of systematic saving behind them. If you have the will, this is the way to make dreams come true. Remember, 4’/2% interest is now paid on savings at First Federal. Open your account soon!WE PAY 4V4% INTEREST1 FEDERAL SAVINGS ST LOAN ASSN.First Federal Building Watts Ave. at Canty St., Pascagoula, 762-4034Phil Hays leaves in ample time. Sharon Nulta leaves her alibis. Patsy Sibley leaves in Doug Lee’s ear. Dickie Scruggs leaves to join the Three Stooges.Paul Smith leaves hoping never to return. Natalie Stiles leaves shortly. Linda While leaves as quietly as she camein.Judie Pearson leaves three inches taller. Larry Don leaves the eighth grade girls his address. Sally Maddox leaves the ' Student Council without a president.Teresa Shimp is so absent minded she forgets to leave. Brenda Fortner leaves with her car in the garage. Betty Bumsed leaves without paying her book fines. Frances Brignac takes her brains with her.STUDENT COUNCIL SAYSThe Student Council wouid like for everyone to know that ' their annual cake sale will be Saturday in front of the mam I Fire Station. They really need j the money so everybody come j out and support them. THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK Think before you act, think I twice before you speak.