iacus-ealtli. learn is sire those milk lodox witb-eents. If you’ve not got the 50 cents that’s due me, I’ll take a drink atid the balance in cigars.”—Mr.Loron-mdon Lialfg-ne or 1 had childluier-tonerllow-wndan sis* fcau age,lowed me to csult: r else* ig lifeCK-kedWomanN I.OVQ f«ir lUe HcmiliSn I,A woman went into a barber’? shopon First street, Portland, some timeago and wanted to know how much it would cost to dye a man's hair and must ache. The price was named, and s then site asked the barber to get Ins dye anti follow her.“Why can’t the man come here?’' asked the barber.' lie's dead,’’ replied the woman, “and the last thing lie said when lie was passing away was: ‘Sally, fix*me up pretty for the funeral.’ His hair curled beautifully, but was a little gray. It won’t look well to £ee a woman crying round a coffin-with an old «§ *I gray-headed man in it. So I watU him fixed up a little. He was atwuvs a beauty when lie bad his hair lived.I know I'd wan fan i lie fixed that wav if I was gray and dead,The barber ilycd the dead* mans Ihair in Llic highest style of tlw an and.the widow remarked, w|,ra ' was over, that hecor;*se ever buried on H,p Claeltan.as.”E:I*reuiufarm. I lie 0Timei»ro Vi j Af rifarc inI male lancr.dtJLurliout Ikin? oheiciel chi* Li »vtU:i ; rsidcBoulelt;