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THE WARREN MORNING MIRRORIEED THESE CLASSIFIED ADIDid ja KnowArch Bristow’*Animated AdsPair weather Saturday afternoon’s are becoming as scarce as livery stables.15A Miss Holstein of Indiana, Pa., has been selected at Grove City Collage as May Queen In a play. Un-Miss Holstein Is said to possess a perfect calf.Road house gin And gasoline Make telegraph poles Seem- close between.Take gasoline ADd road house gin. Beat that combination If you kin.There are lot of carmined ladies in the larger towns, none in Warren of course, who ought to be indicted by a Federal Grand Jury for using the males to defraud.‘‘Watchin’ th’ chickens in the th’TOO LATE TO CLASSIFYHELP WANTED—MALETWO EXPERIENCED High-Light sprayers. Only A-l men need apply. Paramount Furniture Co.FOR RENT4 ROOM HOUSE with bath. Central location. Immediate possession. Phone 50i-R.TWO 4-ROOM FLATS—Front and rear over Messerly Monument Works. Phone SI5.FOR SALE TARGET .22 REVOLVER—7 shot, 10 barrel, new. Call 1692-J after 6 p. m.6 TUBE Roister radio. Complete, practically new. flOO. Write Box 7, North Warren, Pa.WANTED TO RENTSMALI HOUSE OR FLAT. Around ?25.00. With garage. Write Box 'K.” Times Office.PROUPI Spasmodic Croup is frequentlytclievedby one application of—WICKSOver XTr Yearly. I1-F orget-Me-N ot Chocolates60c Lb. Box 2 Lb. $1.20Exclusively a Harvey-barnyard says Old Bill Trlmm. “brings a feller to believe a hul lot of th‘ hens has considerable of th’ characteristics of President Coolidge.A number of people have criti-ctsed the radio broadcasting concern which recently broadcast a funeral. But these folks should remember no one has to listen to a radio, and then they should remember how much pleasure some people get out of funerals.It might be a good plan if all . auto drivers were compelled to jViSct a ac.sP.tit* once every s.— months and spend an hour observing the accident ward. There are things to be seen there which ought to make any man careful when he drives a car.About every so often one meets a pea green jackass driving a car. he may crowd ahead of you. suddenly in front of you without signal, rush out at you from a side road or take his half of the highway in the middle. And verily discretion Is the better part of valor, for there ts very little satisfaction In explaining to the nurse that you had the right of way.“Wei! Sir” says Aunty McGuire, they talk about city folks not bein’ friendly but 1 was down to Warren’ doin' some tradio’ and as I stood there on th' corner of Second Are. and Liberty street watin' to go acrost and four or. five ladies and gentlemen, when they come to th' corner beside of me slowed down and held the'r hands out that friendly! 1 was just a-steppin' out to shake hands with a lady when somethin' took up her attention and she drove on.One of several things has happened to Judge Ben Lindsey of Denver. He has gone off mentally, be has always had a wierd moral slant or brain senility has him by the heels. Decent people are through witb Lindsey, his recent books and utterances are too much. And he was once respected for his work In juvenile courts. I remember reporting a lecture Lindsey gave before one of the best clubs in Pittsburgh. Today the best Lindsey can do is to get bis ideas into the shoddiest of sex magazines.April ha3 been a bit trying on nature lovers, it is difficult to be true to a lady with such a chilly disposition, who rarely shows a sunny smile and who, when she is not frigidly cold is shedding tears. But there is a clean, eager freshness about the winds of Aprii, a penetarative virility we do not find In the winds of later spring. And then, the smell of the forests after April rain. The fishermen who wade and scramble through Warren County's wild woodland brooks know the marvelous quality of that odor. It is very true, April bns been a chilly season this year but a few hours of April sunshine among these old Pennsylvania hills with the yellow breasted meadow larks piping on the fence posts is worth a great deal.
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Warren Morning Mirror
Warren, Pennsylvania, US
Tue, May 01, 1928
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