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SHURTLEFF P I O „Sparking Evil Revealed HerePioneer First in Field in Uncovering Practise on Shurtleff Campus.Scandal! Scandal! There are rumors to the effect that the first room to the right, upon entering the conservatory, has become the scene of much scandalous behavior, for we understand that sparking” has become the favorite pastime! The j most disgraceful part is that such conduct has not been limited to the students, but even our dignified married teachers have been strongly suspected of participating.If you had been just outside the door of Mr. Jones’ room last Thursday night, while the latter was unsuspectingly training his church choir in a room across the hall, you might have heard Mrs. Jones coo.Turn around Fred, I want to spark you!” Oh, irony of fate, that such a thing should befall a man in his own dwelling just when he was engaged in such a benevolent work.But if, like us, you had been aware of Mr. Tuemmler’s seemingly spotless character, you also would have sought the porch window in order to gain a point of vantage to secure the details. And if you had arrived there soon enough, you would have Seen the music teacher vigorously paw the thick carpet with her foot, and touch Mr. Tuemmler’s nose with the tip of her finger. If you couldn’t see the sparks fly. at least the other occupants of the room could —and hear them as well. It was at this juncture that one of the quartette calmly said. “If you two are through sparking, let’s go through
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Alton Shurtleff Pioneer
Alton, Illinois, US
Thu, Mar 24, 1927
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