Over Which He Had No ControlGeorge Lightcap met with quite a distressing accident recently. He had the good fortune to be a guest at a wedding. Being some distance from home he was invited to remain over night at the residence where the ceremony was performed. He accepted. During the night he had quite a bad spell and was forced to scream for assistance; but widen help' arrived the worst was over. He is now slowly recovering from the trying experience. He speiads most of his time in dodging the mem-bers of the board of health and in putting himself through process of fumigation. The Record’ would suggest to Georgie that the next time be ioads his magazine with WeDitt’s Early Risers or Pale Pills for Pink People he cancel all dates which are likely to keep him away from home over night. If go he must, however, he should engage a nurse to accompany him with a supply of swaddling cloths.