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Wit of the Youngsters'Wit n •t •Teacher—Now, Johnny, can you tell me the difference between a biped and a quadruped? Small Johnny—Tes,mu am; two feet. J_ _ ___“What are you going to do wheu you grow up? asked one little girl of an-« « * Crki 'other. “Marry seme silly man, I suppose. like riKfet women do,” was theCAplW- ' i ' tm ’ SyWWWl*Sunday School Teacher—Elmer,which would you rather have hurt— your feelings or your finger? LltCo Elmer—My finger. S. S. Teacher— ‘Why? Little Elmer—’Cause I can’t tie a rag around my feelings.Little Margie had been watching b*-rtfng the dessert. “Mamma,’’ she said, “I wish I was a pudding.” “Why do you wish that, dear?”4 * •« 1 « I. queried her mother. “ ’Cause,” answered the observing miss, “then you would put lots and lots of sugar in me.”“Mamma,” said small Lbla, who was giving a dinner party to some of her little playmates, “shall we say grace?” “No, dear,” replied her mother. “It will be an informal dinner, so you ma.vomit it.” Later Lola explained to her gupsts that as it was an “infernal” dinner they would “cut out the grace.”
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Winthrop Independent
Winthrop, Massachusetts, US
Sat, Jan 30, 1909
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