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vlet’ense ov^^rheard tiie rt^uuHik andIII caused Phillips to be arested for cod-Itempt of court.noil the pot.” Dronco l»ill—“What did yoiL hold ag'ainst him?” Lasso Jim“The muzzle of me seven-shooter.” X. Y. .lournal.The criminal court, room drew alarte crowd this morninj^ compfisedyTllargely of the colored populationThe case on trial vvas that of FredDustv lionda—-“They aav the earth • ^ ^make.s a (oouplete revolution in 24 hours.” Weary Waggles—‘That must be llip reason I’m alwavs so tired. Ihadn’t an’'- idea I was taking so muchiUish, chargeil with arson.exercise.”—I lost on M'ran script.A little more than a year ago Bushstarted a restaurant on Main east of“My father-in-law is really a simpleton. The other dav I wrote him that■eOhio.One Sundas’ morning aboutl-.do o’clock, a couple of weeks afteiIIthe grand opening, llames broke outin the rear of tlie room and almostmy pecuniary embarrassments were turning mv hair grav, and what do vou sujiposc his answer was? lie sent me n bottle of hair dye!”—Fliegende Blaetter.nevervthing was destroyed. The in-n:elesuraiice was adjusted and pahl.Amateur—“What do vou tliink of theartist Albino, who painted a spider web on. the ceiling so naturallv that aThen there was a little domesticlerow and a statement was turned upto the effect that the fire was incen-chamberynaid spent the whole morning trying to sweep it away?” Criti« There mav be such an artist, but I* ^ Mdiarv. Clifton I’errv, who was indo not believe in the existence of such, a chambermaid.”—Fliegende Blaetter.'yiL^
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Sedalia Sentinel
Sedalia, Missouri, US
Fri, Jan 13, 1899
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