■ ECan’t Possibly Be True s’•Spare the Waterboard, t;Spoil the Child: William Prov- tlince, 42, was arrested in Jef- bferson County, MT, in Decem- tlber and charged with water-boarding four boys, two of t;whom were his own sons, at nhis home in December. (Also siin January, Kirill Bartashe- Tvitch, 52, was charged with nmaking “terroristic” threats pto his high-school-age daugh- siter after he allegedly pointed sihis new AK-47 at her because Jher report card showed 2 B’s siinstead of all A’s. He said he ghad recently purchased the figun because he feared that nPresident Obama intended to bban them.) b