Best axo Wohst.—The tellewjnjt frofn an Eastern paper i* worth puMtohbnptb show how much cause some Me* W*« to he ashamed of thetnsrlvts: - •• ■■Frank Rivers offered the Philadelphians a silver and a tin goblet for the beat and the worst conhndmm, with the Mfowlnp result: Best—“Why was Col. Edward D. Baker rirtdally dead and hnried baCen the battle of Edwards’ Ferfjrf ■' BtiWma he was nnder tha Banka ef Uw PetMM and a Stone was pot ever Nip,” . Warp —“Why is a home Hk* a chair! Be1 cause it has four legs.” -