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A Negro Sermon,My Brack, Scoriioks.— Al ter a lapse ob Bcberal weeks, yur belubbed pas-termishuu ob de windflenza coming in intercollision wid de animal biog- j rapby ob de diagnoses ob de iaterreg-tor pears afore ya once more, tu Might- n«*» was to debilitate on de kapiilaryen yur dark minds. Yu will fin do i 8'8b.'m ob de County Fair anthropo-text fur dis ebenin in de fast chapter Phagws. what would be do effect ob of fiat good ole book kalied Thomas ! undersigned conlhgrashun on de Hoyle, written by Mr. Noah, daring ' c*^or*c pressure ob de incipient con-de big rain storm when he was boss *tella«hun ? Why, dere’s no know-ob de Ark—and desc are de words : ‘Stick a pin dere, Brodder Ward.” Fellow-hearera and bearasses having being equilicitated by some ob de j an’ odfer msning, but, my disgusted crockodial, if it should ever come to eventuare. lea its farewell, ye black ass cavalry, orprincipal members ob de church, tu lecture before yu to-night, I hah been industriously conglomerating a hypeiDar will be preachin’ in dis house jnst as often as dis congregasbnn can pay de pastor, an’ ho would stats toequilateral collccehun of approbious d® Uuck dat ho h#s not money (if you Niggers dont understan dose j ^or dc month to furnish himbig words, don’t blame de pastor, fur j w’^ be u,ua* ^•T*r*ffe—au’ s«* j lt;he can’t sec it,”) an’ useful notes an ’ £ur _ _ jtings, but, my belubed woodchucks, 11 *e *ew'n circle or scandal society jstopped, at a lager bier saloon on hit j ob church will hold its next sea- j i way tu de church tu ’cuperato my •#ion in de room occupied by de Jamesculinary physioligy wid a glass ob dat i Maddi80» Chlb Sebw*1 b,ow#‘» obsalubrious beverage, au’ while I wan ’ de *“^ub have promised yur pastor to inwestigatin de—do—consorts ob de jb® present.inatitushun I left my note* au’ tings j Your pastor acknowledges the receipt of a box of blacking from binder Welle, an’ a clean ahirt from deon a bed ob cabbage, Wat was de squences ? Why, a gentle raaideu, ob forty year*, sneaked off cabbage, ■otes an’ all, an’ in less dan free seconds it was chopped up into sour-krout, filling dc kombustible regions ob some Dutchman’s ecgast ic ineta-mophis.Stick a pin dere, Brudder Ward 1 My enlightened skunks, being an deaforesaid an’ so forth, henceforward, now and furcbcr arter hold yur peaco.Sweet Anne ob de Vale, and so on, in de special words ob de acts ob depasties, habin lost de notes an’tings, I hab to accept de ’pology ob my extinguished friend de member from, Iowa, au’ spoke about oder tings as Bruder Jim Bee remarked tu Bruder Blue in de perlicp kort.Central, Railroad.Bruder Indigo Blue will please fall round de house wid de sasser an’ see how ranch change dese Niggers hab in der old close.De quire will please sing de fallowing beautiful lines, den lebe de house: Ooed night, sweet repose, iisf lt;1* be* an’ nil de clothe*.OaCCS \fd Stick a pin de.ro, Drttdder Ward 1 Now, my unmitigated contortionist’*, am dere a mau—I say, am dereman, widin ds prestinks ob d« sound „ uraboacis. dat can tell de dil-“Slt;dirtyhaveoffice18, SOof ytght% it’s tshe,the a ’em iday. 01 ing •DonUuclathob my proboscis, dat can fcrvnoo ’tween de legitmats autedelu-vian peculiarities ob de Hippopotamus and de tvrrostial geometry ob deems Buchanuas. If dere am sich a man, let him stand forward tu de rear, an’,, like Romeo an* Giblets at de raisin’ ob de Norf Pole, I will sub-claim, in de words ob yur fanner pastor—lJt-'a de Nigger that awU de church’* kale.Stick a pin dere, Brudder Ward.My ungrateful bummers. When Kit a»«v» liia apple-kart crotsdc Alps on his way tu de ever vcrous stickamores ob Jerusalem, furdc purpose dat it Monitor had bilt de l’riesou, dat de Peruviana tnnUsfw j pnrj have gained entrance tu de fur# and j mor aft steamer Mayflower, when it took ae pitgOuiagos and d«ir families cress de desert planes ob Jersey, an* landed’em safe in Sugar Greek? Cer-dainly not; fur, as James Gordon Bonnet exclaimed when he attacked John Hcenan’e masked battery,W hen you’re married you c unt he good,Ch.jp »Ude coal, and bring in de wood,.Brudder Ward, stick a pin indurel Now, iny insignificant mud turtles, unakustoiued as I srn tu public speak-I in* consider in de dslinqueuccs ob dotheofand You clue trict this rd to rable who ” arc who # be-very or.— way, lot to ology for in. where one inadministrative vcrbocity, suppose dat ^*, alnd all andsleep.thn men-i-miab. ic Shu-Oliver Columbus instead of taking de hoss-kars fur Leltoy to meet bruder Widerspoou, who had stopped at VI-liam McGoslio’* new barber shop tu have a chat wid John Brown’s body, as bo stood dere wid hi* pet lam* strapped on he back, waiting for bis knapsack to meet him on de way ; does yu suppose dat he’d ben in time to place his pocket-book under de eye ob Charley Noyes, dersby an’ moreover, sleo likewise at de eame time an’ place as aforesaid, in de previous ^ instance, causing Garribaldi to re- | treat from Bull Run Kort House, las-1 ing de battle ob Watcrloo, and earing Washington frum de sebsn year locusts ! Never ! In th under-tones eb highfalutin magnitude, mething* mu heers de woice eb bruder I'ndcrwood ef Clin tin, cry out,Stick a pin dere, Bruder Ward 1 Mv insurgent boons, when Jack i a Sheppcrd laid dc korncr stone ob’ Franklin Square, in de year eighteen hundred an’ sixty-one an’a baf, wid a pickax in he right hand, a shovel in he left hand, an’ a tousand ob brick in de odor ; now, if, in de korse ob inhuman eweuts, de geographiseal ■
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Wilmington Independent
Wilmington, Illinois, US
Wed, Dec 16, 1863
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