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henofers.on38GOOD MORNINGFISUMMER ODEWhen the sun goes north in the summer timeAnd the wind blows soft from the west;When the long, long days return again,You will find—you will fyid it best Not to worry nor to struggle any longer,But be guided by a friend’s behest;Wear suspenders if your form d«-mands it—But for heaven’s sake, don’t wear a vest.]]CLOSE OBSERVERHiram: I think Peggy will make an ideal wife. Every time I go to her home I find her darning her father’s socks.”Henry: That caught me too— i until I noticed it was always the same sock.”SUSiPlCIOUSMrs. Gadder: I should, have loved to go to Florida last winter and I* wofuld have gone except for one thing.”Mrs. Wigwag: Your husbanddidn’t want you to, I suppose?’’Mrs. Gadder: That’s just the trouble. He was so anxious for me to go that I was suspicious.”aes m-• •er.ngrdTO KEEP IT GOINGA dark minister noticed one Sunday that Brother Mose Harrison was rocking back and forth in his pew while the sermon was goingon, instead of resting quiet asusual. After the service was over the minister asked Mose if he was sick. No, I ain’t sick,” exclaimed Mose, but dat good-fer-nuthin’ Jim Botts sold me a watch for ahalf dollar an’ unlessen I rocksback an’ forth dataway dat watch stops.”EXTREMEJoan: I am going to do my bit, dad. I’m getting a dressmaker to teach me how to cut out dresses.” Dad: I don’t want you to go so far as that. But I think you might cut out cigarettes and $10 hats.
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Carolina Watchman
Salisbury, North Carolina, US
Fri, Aug 17, 1934
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