Off, nr!—Thai renowned enemy to tM\ I buttons snd bad indigestion, generally known ! as AIL Burner!, came lo Urban* tot week and enUcod our people to bis “nbow at Union Hall, Wednesday evening, where he exhibited tie? Hon. Felix Garrotte, Ebencter I SUbwdw, E^q., a youthful Cofanel Guthrie,I Bill Slocum, Mons. Psrtdontt, Paddy Cork, Mynheer Slobeiwtyfer, Mi« Polly Witrgto,I the old lady Wiggle*, and all tins «st of the | Wiggle* family down to Louisa's baby. We tauten to Dote the awhd consequences;— The phyricimn of Urban* at a ‘tailed ! meeting on Thursday, adopted a resolution mpeetfhlly DOtifying Mr. AIL Burnett not to “do go any more or he may he subjected to some of the preferiptions endured by old Mr*, ji Wiggle* * lt;* late dear husband.**— Colonel Guthrie wishes it distinctly un-| derstood that he never was aware that n Mary I hud a little lamb P— The(OJ; Stansbory declares it is a base ; slander about his being forbid the pleasure of j Polly's company any more'1 by the elderWiggle*; and Mat Weaver Bays he hasu t taken a bitcgy ride with a girl since the u old-Je*! people emigrated to Poeey county, Indiana.— “ Ti e snbicrilier dtsircs it to be gcncr-j ally known that ho hasn’t come back” and J rron’l take care o! that baby. Sec Loots*—• Utod first!N. B.—Wchnvcjust received information from an exceedingly reliable ppnthtman that ** tins man” Burnett w in the employ of the merchant tni'ons of Ohio, who, finding buxines* dull during the summer months, hare hit upon thi- happy expcdi*?nl to keep their jours employed. The iutbrrostion i* confirmed by the great number of vest* seen at Ellis Cu a j Friday.