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They were at a concert in Boston and Bee thoven’s fifth symphony had just been played. It is beautiful,” said she, ‘‘but I adore the entire nine.” “Yes,” replied her George, ‘they are the best in the world.” “So striking,” she added “Can't be beat on striking,” he echoed, ‘So catching,” she sighed, “Their catching was what did the busi ness,” said George, enthusiastically, ‘Their fielding is down to a fine point.” “Why, what on earth are you talking about, George—the Beethoven symphonies?” “Not much! I’m talking about our cham pion nine, the best ball-tossers on the earth.” ee A little girl who is a member of the infant department of a Sunday School formed a dis like for a diminutive playmate, and complaini ng said, “She slapped me.” “Well,” said the teacher, reprovingly, ‘Did you slap her back?” “No,” she answered, triumphantly, # T slapped her face.” You say, Let the man drink who wants to, ‘and take the consequences. But stop, friend; someone else takes the consequences. The man may drink, but his wife and children take the consequences. Paste this in your Conscience. An old bachelor asserts that the best and quietest way to revive a lady when she faints it to begin to take down her hair. If it ain’t her own she will grab it in a jitly,
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Nanaimo Westward Ho!
Nanaimo, British Columbia, CA
Wed, Aug 11, 1886
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