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of Arta itself. The-appropriate song for Turkey wui then be, “ I am an Hrta-less thing.”An Impression fkom the Stone.—It is objected by some that the new Natural History Museum, is toe yellow in colour. A friend was explaining to Aunt Towzer that the object was to imitate the warmth of Caen. The old lady admitted that cayenne was hot, but could not see why museums should be hot too: they are generally, she thinks, too hot.A Tyi'O in Tkockle.—Mrs. Bernard Becre is described on the Adelpbi bills as “ a gipsy woman.'* It was awkward for that comp, who set it up as “ a tipsywoman.” The Beere must have got into his head.^ —Something Like M ate i-Money.—The latest thin gout in wedding presents ia—*l cheques filled in for good round sums instead of the customary articles in kind,” which are sometimes found to turn out more or le32 unkind. To be sure the new style seems slightly suggestive of a 4i chequered’* matrimonial career to begin with, but very few are likely to take ob-cheque-tion toit upon that accountDeESS AND NO Re-DEESS.—IeEITATEO MAMMA“No, it does not fit as if he h^d been born in it—it doesn’t fit at all; and I shall expc-ct the money back.’’Me. Ikeymo : “ But she.lp me I. M.: “Youradvertisements say, 4 Money returned if not ap* proved.’” Me. Ikeymo : “ So they do, ma tear, scthev dn * hut. rniir mr.npv rn.c annrnvpd——it vas verv
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London Mid Surrey Times and General Advertiser
London, Middlesex, GB
Sat, Apr 30, 1881
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