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By iho Associated l/rcca 1 BELFAST—'When Sir Thupma Boo-chmn, famous British orchestra conductor, wuw up by .customs] men on tho Free State border, Iio die! mi Irish jig—just to show tlioro was no ill feeling-. Enron to to Belfast ho and his orchestra wero orders out of busscanear Dundalk, and their music enso-searched for arms or valuables. lVlt; prove tils party wore only Innocent musicians ho assembled Iho orchc.str In Iho street and treated iho ofllccr tq a pleco of classical music.Then the orchestra broko into un Irish air and Sir Thomas performed a Jiff.MILWAUKEE, Wis.—Several hundred Milwaukee bottlers contend they havo the world s most aggravating-job; They have beeji Ailing hundreds of thousands or botllos with goo it beer, and they haven't lasted a drop. Drawers have issued stringent orders ngainst pro-tastes of the brew, a nil prohibition agcnls. aro watching the thirsty bottlers hot lie.OKLAHOMA Cii'i-Fur $7.50 T. Cl. Thompson obtained a tract of land in the heart of (he Oklahoma City oil field. The tract is 18 inches wide and 160 feet long. Thompson discovered the property, which had been losL lor 15 years, and ho paid 57.50 for a tax deed to it.CUAMBAIUN, in.- - Could anyone use a nice gallows? Cleaning up (he basement of the court house, Supor-Yicor Jacob White ran across one ori vliirh two inon were b;ingcd. White says ho would like to sell it ns iL is no good in Illinois any .more. The slate now electrocute3 its slayers.CHICAGO—Polico have men lor thin and that, but right now they say the thing Ihcy need Is a listening squad.Somebody stole Frank Libusc'a piccolo and right after that, a thief took r.n accordian from a shop window*GENEVA, O.—Capt, I. D. Howard, North Geneva traveler, naturalist, horticulturist and raconteur, said:.‘1 was fishing with a pale and line in a marsh down behind my house. I had Marled to doze when 1 fell an awful tug on my»-po]e. 1 gave a yank.There on my hook was what appeared to be Hie Old Man of the Sea himself --a fish with a long flowjmg beard. In my excitement, I dropped mypole nnlt;l thc^fisli disappear fid in themarsh. IL was about three feet long and its beard was about eight incheslong/’MINNEAPOLIS—.No smart cracks.”Thais ihe new order by Captain John T. Hart to motorcycle police in promising a “new dear' 1o motorists.He tabooed shouting at motorists, and directed his men. to use their hands and motion tho car to the curb.AiJ such smart cracks as What's (he burry?11 and Where's the fire?” must go.He also told his men not to set '■traps and not io hide behind bLld-boards, oil stations and In stares. lt;*I IT l •
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Lowell Sun
Lowell, Massachusetts, US
Mon, Apr 03, 1933
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