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Flashes of life ‘ 7|■*-:- V[Uy tho AttsocSmloJ Prftfl'O' BELFAST—When Sir Thouiua 13ee-chuin, famous British- orchestra conductor, was hold up by customs men .ou Uio Free State border, ho -did an Irish jig—ju'Bl to show there was he:111 ‘fooling. • ■ Hnrotito to Belfast ho and his orchestra wero ordero out of-.busses near Dundalk, and their music ,cascr searched foi* arms or valuables, . Tlt; prove his party wore only Innocent musicians bo assembled the orchcslr: .in tho street and treated' tho. officer* to a piece of classical music, .ThoA tho orchestra broke into an Irish air and Sir Thomas performed a jig.MILWAUKEE, Wis.—Several hundred Milwaukee bottlers conlend.they .liiiYO the world’s most assmvatinRjob. They have been Silling hundreds of thousands of bottles with good-, beer, and they haven't lusted a drop. Browers have issued stringent orders against pre-tastes of the brow. .mi prohibition agents arc watching the thirsty bottlers bottle.OKLAHOMA Ci i‘i—For-57.50 T. tL Thompson obtained a Lad of land in the heart of the Oklahoma City oil field. The tract is IS inches wide anil 150 foot long. Thompson ■■ discovered” tlie properly, which hod been “lost” for 15 years, and bo paid S7.50 for a tax deed tn i,LCHAMPAIGN, 111.—Coaid anyone use. a liice gallows? Cleaning up the basement, of tho court he;use. .Super-vlcor Jacob White ran across .phe on which two men were banged. ' White says' lie would’like to sell it. as u is no good in Illinois any more- . The state now electrocutes its slayers.CHICAGO—Polieo have men for this nnd that, but right now they say tho thing they need is a listening squad.: Somebody stole Frank Lilni tie's piccolo and right after that a thief look •nil accordian from, a shop window. ..GENEVA, O.—Ccipt. T. D. Howard, Nor tli Geneva traveler, naturalist, dicM-ticuHiirist and . raconteur, said:.•* I was Ashing with a pule and Hue in n marsh down behind my house. 1 had started tn doze when I felt -ail awful lug on my pole. I gave a.yanlc. 'Tlnsrc on my iiook was what appeared’ to he the Old Man of the Sea.himself —u fish with a long flowing beard.. “In my excitement, 1 dropped, my ‘pole and the fish disappeared in I he [ marsh. It was about three feet, long and its beard was about eight Inches Jong.v 1MINNEAPOLIS—No “’smart'cracks.” That’s the new order ly Captain John T. Hart to motorcycle police in promising a ”newfdealu to motorists, f lie tabooed shouting ai..motorists, and directed his men . Iq.use their bauds and motion the car to the curb.All such ’'smart cracks- as'-’WliRfs the hurry?” and ‘'Where's tbe lire? must go.He also told bis men not to -set * traps” and not to hide behind billboards, oil stations and in. stores.
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Lowell Sun
Lowell, Massachusetts, US
Mon, Apr 03, 1933
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