How to Torture Your Wife.A man whose wife was'visiting relatives in another state - was' getting lonesome, but couldn't get her to _cult;; short her visit .and return home. He wrote her a letijer, almost every day,, pleading he was sick; that he couldn’t get. any good food.' . She wouldn't bcdgd Then he had an Inspiration, a hunch some would call It, says Capper's Weekly. Before the wife1 left home she had arranged to have two rooms papered, and had ordered the paper»\ butpwas unable to get a, work* man at the. time ?she had to leave for fthe visit. The paper, came while;she was gone*; - Friend Husband wrota a 'long letter,to Msfwll'e, teUingher' the paperhtingcr had arrivedr’ but that^ he {the /husband j {dlda't; rem^her which p^perCiwasi~ito .'go-on .wiiich rpbziiHr; 5 ha'd *toldf. thisipaperhMgertp/^ora •;pap^r) j1 on tie' 'frpn^ robm^aiid? the. jO^rVv^per/(tfce*f. throning'1room.. The missus reached home on the necrt train. .. .