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acked by on. You and we’llWEIGHS 475 POUNDSMORE THAN HUBBYJudge Refuses to Accept FeeiiBecause Bride Will RequireMr. Cort-thought.s pure coin-ler appar-sidewalk. :he man I the young f making“May IWS?as good lley. Cast-Some Feeding.”• tening for tassingale I was told lling him-id lookingmpathetic-St. Louis.—A blushing young woman who was about to become a bride and who weighed 615 pounds, hesitated at the entrance of an elevator in the Four Courts building the other | day, and warned the conductor of the possible consequences if she went aboard. When she was assured that the cable would hold her she ventured and was hoisted with her intended husband, Harry West, who weighs 140, to the office of Judge Calvin Miller. There the pair were married.; , . * ■ ; ^ : ,When the ceremony was completed. West reached into his pocket, drew forth a prosperous-looking roll of bills.£_____________26children uerepoiunFly Poison Ki Than All OtheiFor Safety'is always in a bookg as Good ken Valley,e isn’t con-ttthis time, “We must o stop it t falls right»•in vours.eper? said tching step of the ath-lls.l with Cain, f that very me the an-at has comeIs there in yoi within baby’s i arsenic poisonelt; water, or a can poisoned wick?During 1915, 26 lt;\*er© reported froi Ci ses from 14 statechildren than ail oCYet fly poison except Jjk the houi learned that the * efficient fly catcheThe Journal of tl Society comments“Symptoms of aisimilar to those doubtodly a numtfantum were reaU] lng. but death, if o cholera infantum.“Wo repeat, ar vices are dangerot Health officials s prevent further lo: Our Michigan Dev parsed a lawregulfly-------Mpapers.The O. GrandThe Pair Were Married* Ynn nrp apeeled off one marked “V” and handed it to the judge.“No. no, you keep that,” objected his honor. “You’ll need it, for slie'li require some feeding.”“Better take it,” said the bridegroom. “There are plenty of ’em here.”But the judge’s decision could notbe changed, and the • newlyweds, equipped with passports for their matrimonial journey, again braved the elevator. Then they went on a honeymoon. They would not announce their destination because they said they did not want the trip disturbed by mischievous and would-be humorous friends.In applying for a marriage license the bride gave her name as Mrs. Gertrude Barker and her age as “over eighteen years.” West gave his age as “over twenty-one years.SeIn what dire lie, my friend?” “Well, it’s lia direction that cc time of the ytfish.”Why ThaiIMorning Ian when bending ache; each is pect kidney ti cause. HelpAmericans gi overdo, over* sleep ami exc fast becoming sufferers. 72' in 1890 is tliUse Doan’s sands recomnAnjo. w.Decorah, My backful I cc and I proppedlows. Titerrible a as fhouglwere belli The kidr.
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La Harpe Quill
La Harpe, Illinois, US
Tue, May 23, 1916
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