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Hirve Ave., Painesvillctendedbeen broken.hvlliacks in ? xowdsa«Mavin»J*%MusicalBy AMV ROCKWELLHowever unlovely your v age, however incompetent your driving, however sloppy yourstruct) ons not to let go of the rope?**And, though your spouse may be limited in virtures. he nas toThe five Osmond Brothers*housekeeping, however less than 1°lt;* like * pillar of perfection inperfect your spouse — everything looks much better afterlistening to the vicissitudesthe world’s sorriest one-woman disaster, Phyllis Diller now playing at Musicarnival.well known from the Andy Wil* liams shows, were a refreshing interlude, They not only sing well, but are a fine dancing team these days.(What with the Lennon sisters, the King family and the Osmond Brothers (from a fam-the cure at the Bunny Club?” ily of nine children it lookscomparison to Fang’s exploits. . .“he says lookinggirls rests his eyes but must he spend the whole evening takingBECAUSE, SURELY you don’t go to bed at night (even after drinking quantities of liquor) looking like Doris, and then get up in the morning to see Charles de Gaulle in themirror?And, surely, traffic helicopters don’t run into each other overhead while watching you enter don’t spell well and every sothe freeway via the exit ramp? often lunge forward on the sec-THE funniest incidents of the evening was when Phyllis said, “for two yea» s I * thought the make of my car was a PRNDL — after all, that's the only thing you see written across the dash—’*Those of us who laughed immediately and didn’t have to have it explained were of thatschool of women drivers wholike if you aren’t bom into a family of six or more you’d better forget about show business.)WARDE DONOVAN, billed as a starring attraction along with Phyllis Diller, looked like thehandsome blond hero of an old-time melodrama as he presented a series of classic song favorites which, unfortunately,too static to enflamehopefully gas meter men in the basement because “they didn't follow m-ond letter — forgetting that it’s two years since our car was a FDNLR.were aa packed house that turned outto see a nut like Phyllis Diller.Last attraction of the current Musicarnival season, the s h o w will run through Sunday.
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Willoughby News Herald
Willoughby, Ohio, US
Wed, Sep 20, 1967
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