A young woman went into a stationer’s shop in a country town and asked to see some note paper. Afterselecting what she desired, she hesitated for a moment.“Do you make any reduction to clergymen ” she asked.“Certainly, madam,” said the stationer. “Are you a clergyman's wife?”“N-no,” replied the girl.“Ah. A clergyman's daughter?” suggested the stationer.“N-no,” was the hestitatig reply.Then she leaned across the counter and spoke in a confidential whisper: “Hut if nothing happens I shall soon be engaged to a theological student.”