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ALMOST a Man, MORE Than Half WittedMan,CONSUL, This Monkey Wonder;v.14k**• A1vVv*:«yr\X%v«■v.'. i.V .«**•%k-»AK*AV¥XvxT;*«^A.*.■v.Zv*- -Special Correspondence.New York, duly 31.— lt;*onsul, the moil*key that astounded London. Paris and•r t ® '''■ ..-' ’if--,-r-y: J }/Berlin, is now in New York.Tie is so nearly human that there aremore shudders than laughs in the great audiences; his beholders are usually silent. They laugh only when Consul laughs, or when he claps his queer looking hands.Anthropologists have declared that the monkey is smarter than a half-witted man. fndeed, Consul does many things that a half witted human being could not do.Be can roller skate. On the stage he play- tag with a girl. When be tags her he turns and skates away, as quickly as he can, knowing that sheundresses himself, suit, which he alvvyfcviVAv-XV\v? ■• VVV-• iv* *»asw-.vr-vvf'.it at the dog as a man would swing chair in a rough and tumble fight. Consul is insured for *100,000.Children CryFOR FLETCHER'SCASTOR I AaisHe dresses and down to his unionav.-rr .1V.’ways wears, except at night, whi n ho dons a night gown. He is always uncomfortable when naked. He laces and unlaces his shoes and adjusts his suspenders. He shows distinct prido in a huge glass ring which ho wears and often stops his performance to look at it.One day he would not go on the stage until the ring had been placed on bisfinger.He raises a bicycle, runs along be-A HAPPY HOMEIs one where health abound With impure blood there can*not be good health.With a disordered LIVER there cannot be good blood*.revivify thetorpid LIVER andreatorcIt* natural action* *A healthy LIVER means purePure blood means health. Health means happiness.fake bo Substitute, All brugglatfliside it and mounts it, unaided. He steers past tho scenery in short circles and is never kuown to steer into an ob struetion.At the table, when given a bottle com taming sweet soda, he open- the bottle himself, pours the contents into a gla-s.s and drinks slowly, sometimes setting down the glass half emptied and taking it up again when be desires another drink.fie enjoys smoking, preferring cigar-ets. He has steered an automobile, containing five persons, along a Mnooth road, a distance of over a mile, and has kept his attention on the wheel and road, despite the conversation ot the occupants of the car.He understands the working of a typewriter and can shift the carriage when the bell rings as well as anystenographer.The thing that shows, in most strik-ing form, his mental nearness to man,is his defense against a dog that isbrought onto the stage.The dog rushes at him, barking and snapping, A monkey, in a wild state, would rush at the dog with his hands.But Consul has made the first step that our forefathers made in working away from barbarism—he has discovered the use of weapons.So Consul, instead of depending up on his hands for defense, seizes a chairand, raising K above his bead, swingsTHE CONQESTS OF CAPE COD.One of the most important engineering works that have been undertaken in the United States and yet moststrangely delayed until the present date, is described in the issue of Harper’s Weekly for July nth. On June 22d last, August Belmont dug the first shovelful of earth that inaugural ed the digging of the canal across the Cape lt;od peninsula. From t ape Cod bay to Buzzard's bay, the new canalwill run, a distance of eight miles, with two miles ot channel dredging at either end through the shoal water. “Mr. Belmont and his engineers are confident that ship* will make regulartrips through the canal before the end of 1912.“ says the writer, “ft willbe 23 if deep at low tj.it*. 123 fe. twide at the bottom, and 250 feet wide at the top. To facilitate rapid movement there will be four long stretches in the canal along which the minimum width will be at least 200 feet at the bottom.”.BETTER THAN SPANKING.Spanking does not cure children of bedwetting There is a constitutional causefor this trouble. Mrs. M Summers Box W, Notre Dame, Ind.. wlil senS free to any mother her successful home treatment with full instructions Send nomoney, but write her today if your chil dren trouble you in this way. Don't blame the child, the chances are it can’t heh it iThis treatment also cures adults and aged!people troubled nth urine difficulties by
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San Antonio Light and Gazette
San Antonio, Texas, US
Sat, Jul 31, 1909
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