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4 4®fje HtgfjtijougeIT’S THE FLU.If you've got the pip or gout,It’s tfie “flu!”If you don't know what you're about,It’s the “flu!”If you’re wobbly in the head And you feel like one half dead.And what you think is—best unsaid,It’s the flu!”dIf you have the bellyache,It’s the flu!”If you’re tired when you awake,It’s the “flu!”If your memory’s off the trackAnd your liver’s out of whack,*Or you’re sore across the back,It’s the “flu!”If you’re skinnier than some guys,It’s the flu!”If you “see things .before your eyes,”It’s the flu!”If your jaws hurt when you bite,Or you’ve had an awful fright,♦And you can’t sleep well at night,- It’s the flu!”If you’re mentally confused,' vIt’s the “flu!”If you cannot be enthused,It’s the flu!” *If you dream you own a mine,If you’re shivers down the spine, Or you’ve no desire/ to dine,It’s the ’flu!” -iIf you’re dry when a-talking,It’s the “flu!”*If you’re shaky while a-walking,‘It's the flu!”If you seem a trifle ill,Then you send for Doctor Pill And, on summing up his skill,It’s the “flu!IThere’s no need to diagnose,It's the ‘flu!”There’s no cause to change the dose,It’s the “flu!”VWith much practice he’s been blest, There’s no use to make the test,He'll just bunch you with the rest,It’s the “flu!”—EXCHANGE.A.
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Elkhart Review
Elkhart, Indiana, US
Sat, Feb 07, 1920
Page 4
Full Page
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Olivia K.
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