Hide Article Text (OCR)
C All dummby Roy DunnHOWDY FOLKS — In case you haven't noticed, things are pretty bad all over and might get worse before getting any better. It's enough to worry a body to death and hardly any two can agree on a solution. But just you wait ‘till Richard gets everything all squared up. Then none of us will have to work any harder than lifting our monthly check from the mail box, which will be mailed from Washington, and everyone can live the good life. Shucks, I can't hardly wait for I’ve wanted to be subsidized all my life but I've had to work hard for anything 1 have gotten Dadgummit I reckon I've been pretty luokv and it seems the harder I work, the luckier I am.Those six federal judges may get throwed out ori their ear for some fancy hanky-panky, but if they do, they can join old Abe Foitas and make application for jobs as department heads of Nixon's Welfare Reform. Who could be better qualified ?Maybe all the hippies, yip-pies. Hell's Angels and militants can get a slice of the pie and live on a better pad while In the process of taking over the institutions of higher learning to be run “their way. By gollv. this thing's got some great possibilities — ain't it?But thank God for a man like Ernest L. Wilkinson who flatly says. If you attend Brigham Young University, you will absolutely obey our rulesor out you go! And he goes farther when he says, If you don't agree with that ultimatum. don't apply for admittance in the first place.It's too bad that all college heads don’t have the cast iron guts of Di Wilkinson and he is admired for his stand Anything less Is anarchy, In which case we are all lost. You better believe it! For everyone knows that militant students are those advocates oi free speech who shout c’own any speaker they don't agree with.Recently at the Salt Palace in Salt Lake City a performance was put on by Lee Mi-c heals a pop singei There were ,i couple of rock-and-roll groups called The Turtles” and Canned Heat on the same bill. The show started at eight o'clock but by seven, there was nn estimated crowd of threecents a stick. or ten dollars a lid whatever that is.Uniformed police stood by to keep the peace but no one was arrested for it was an orderly crowd.When the doors were opened and everyone was seated, there was an estimated crowd of eight thousand under that roof and when the emcee requested there be no smoking inside theSalt Palace, the place was immediately lighted up by the thousands of matches and lighters as they were touched to the tip of the thousands of cigarettes, most of which were marijuana.All this right in the middle of our fair Salt Lake City ? You doubt this? It can be confirmed. Maybe some of you readers were there. How about it?I received a letter from my Uncle Sylvester who lives down by the Peckerwood Lake in Arkansas. He said that Caleb Calloway who runs the crossroad stores, was ninetly four years old last Friday. Caleb still smokes four packages of cigarettes every day (cancer variety). He said that a feller came down from Little Rock and asked Caleb if they could Interview him on the TV station the following morning at nine o’clock.Caleb was right proud to be invited to go on TV but said he couldn't make it at nine o'clock The TV man said, At your age. maybe you don't get up that early?Caleb replied, Heck yes, I get up every morning at four thirty — but I don’t stop coughing ’till noon.SEE YA’ALL LATERB u s iACOUSTIC CEILINGBEAUTIFY OLD C E CLING $ OR NEW WITHACOUSTIC SPRAYDecorative and Easy CareFree Estimates 798-2016ANIMAL BY-PRODUCTSJohn Kuhm Sons, buyers of dead and useless animals. Phone 373-7600. Provo.APPLIANCESthousand gathered on the sidewalks out front, waiting for the doors to open. About 75rtf of these were of the hippie type and were in various stages of dress {undress) and most of them were real weird characters.Dope was being offered for sale by peddlers who were circulating around through the crowd, most of which was sitting on the sidewalk with a pot cigarette in one hand while they scratched a hare foot with the other And some stared with dope-glazed eyes through their long, tangled hair, at the peddlers.A brisk business was being dune and money and dope changed hands. Acid, speed, red-blrds, yellowjackets, blue velvet and double-trouble were some of the names of the drugs being sold an dlhcy came in flavors such as lime, chip, orange and raspberry The going price was five dollars perG K. Authorized dealers. Hoover vacuums, Friel’s, Inc. Phone 489-5621.AUTOMOBILE REPAIROverhaul, welding, front end align Brakes trnns Ruffs Garage. 38 W On 489-5621Tune-up. brakes, wheel bal., lubes, wrecker, welding scrv Springvilb- Garage 189-6171on.)BANKINGThere is no substitute for mones in the bank, Central Bank »V Trust «•lt; 202 So. MnBICYCLESNOW OPENbi* i'CLES arid PARTSM YS MAD!*LL bMALl APPLIANCE*, REPAIREDDA'/fi FIX-IT SHOP300 East 400 SouthSpringvillo, Utah
Newspaper Details
Springville Herald
Springville, Utah, US
Thu, Aug 14, 1969
Page 2
Full Page
Clipped by
Anonymous
USA 27 Apr 2020
Other Publications Near Springville, Utah
The Independent
Springville Herald
