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lt;1.WORRYMalejBy pR. GEORGE W. CRANECASE-J-585: Jane.M., aged 43, is irate at nifc.' * *“Dr. Crane.” she says, “why don't you quit blaming us wives?• «“You keep ridiculing fat wo-men!“Well, did it ever occur to youmerely explain the simple medical facts about the differences. between man and wo-(man?/ xf ~ have had four wives so whenone of them was diffident, hamerely picked another.But you modern wives wantYou know very well that men;yoUr husband to be true to youare also, endowed with far more j aione and thus demand strictdesire for gastric calories at the j rnonogarny_dinner table. I Then you renege on your partYet you don t complain be- j and faj, tQ functfon as \hat £ne... A t # v . . * . ! emu laii tu iuiiv.Liv/ii ao uiaithat there are a lot of fat hus- (cause your husband wants a sa- ;w.fe harem Whtch he needs.Vl. Vt lt;4 ri r\ 1 /\ tmm 4 Vo M i _ _ t 1_ _ t__• ^ f . A. M i A an. a! .bands who look far worse than their plump wives?. “Their stomachs hang over their belts until they actually are repulsive.“Tf memwould not do sp much worrying about becoming pla-tonic and be as sensible as women are concerning sex, not as many husbands would die of heart attacks.* i • * • . “Don’t you know that' manymen’s hearts can't stand the strain of all the excitement that sex brings on?“Indeed* I am expecting you yourself to have a heart attack j at any time, '“For anybody with as lopsided an attitude as you, must certainly be .overly sexed!”Most wives consider the usual male as overly‘sexcd!And' that is correct, as measured by their own limited erotic hungers.For God Almighty made the male creatures of all the major species of animals to be much more intei’esled in sex than are tiie females! ^So will you women PLEASE fluit upbraiding me when Icond helping of meat and potatoes! Or pie and cake!........ \............-In fact, you wives seem flat- j ® harem.tered at hisffetjuesrlor double portions in the dining room.A smart wife must serve as awife harem.. ' \This mejans she needs! to feign ardor at least 3 times out of 4;Yet you suddenly feel abused j just to merit the pay check if he asks for even a first help- ’ which her husbandv dutlfiffly ing in the boudoir! ; hands her each week, x- Get hep to male physiology! | And that is no, severe burden For your husband was endow- on her time, for it costs her less ed not only with almost double than 3!) extra minutes and yet your hunger for dining room brings her an entire weekly paycalories’. •’ j check! ,But he also starts out on the ! So send for my medical boo-honeymoon with about four jklet “Sex Differences Between times (400 per cent) your eroticj Men and Women,” enclosing aappetite,God made him that way so don’t blame • me fpr simply educating you to the facts of life.long stamped, return envelope,plus 20 cenfs.Give it to every new bride, too, so she can avoid divorce. For divorce usually starts in theIn ancient times, he could 'bedroom; not the dining room!COOLING REPAIRSPLANNED SERVICEHOME OR BUSINESSPAUL SCHEURER ENG. CO................
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Wichita Falls Times
Wichita Falls, Texas, US
Mon, May 05, 1969
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