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\ rusliionablf* *• Wateringon These eelehrated springs are near the rul delta of Church Hun. and are much re-)n. sorted to by those who cannot afford wells, an and aquatic fowl from neighboring duck-cries. The water is quite as nasty as iliat of Saratoga or White SulphurusIS-1-ne Springs. It is very strongly impregna ted with that valuable mineral, “ tin,” and several five cent pieces have been tr. dipped up, supposed to have come from the pockets of a peddler who was drown* }lt ed in the largest of these springs some he y^rs since. It also cures dropsy, corns, i„ worms, williainousness, acidity of the as tongue, constipation of the ear, weakness r0 of every description (whether for gin, billiards or horse-racing), and liver eom-L.j plaint. No one living who has tried these al water' ever complained of his liver again. ,.N In fact, if taken in a proper manner.withffi i°XS'y. Jipgeu Jt_is in},. huwomanty. Taken as a cathartic three jj or four times a minute, and a quail to t.0 a drink, it not only removes all impuri-• ties from the elementary Dutch Dap Ca-i,| mil, but builds up and strengthens the t. principal source of vitality, and smoothes, ,0 as it were his pathway to the tomb. rc 'fhe following analysis of these springs ,v was made by Professor llootcntoot of ,J Pithole University, a man whose cxpo-rience as an oil smeller and reputation . in this kind of “ biz ” are sufficient guar-jg antics of its correctness:13 i Choloride of soap «,4;, ti ’ , Choloride of Benzine 40*e Iodide of Frogspittlo TOOor Bicarbonate of Blue-Mud ;iou»|l Fluorido of Muscovy Duck SOOBicorate of oldstogaa 232£Rarmide of Tadpole SOO‘t- J Organic matter traco1C 1 Inorganic matter nonet, It will thus be seen that besides affording a fine place for drowning cats and 40 disposing of extra coach dogs, these wat-c* crs possess powerful “hair restorative id properties,” and will hair over a “skating r- park” 011 a man’s head in three days, if ie taken according to directions.h, ---------------
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Middlebury Register
Middlebury, Vermont, US
Tue, Aug 09, 1870
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