O. X3.FUNERAL DIRECTORHfilNKMANN BLOCK 627 CENTRAL AVENUEOFFICE ALWAYS OPENLOUISIANA Lor.”“Louisiana Lou” may bo fairly writ toil (inwn as materially con-iriiniling to the gayety of nations at largo, ami Hie middle west in particular. It is on at the Auditoriumtonight and promises; much enjoyment to the theatregoers vexed withthe eternal feminine and price she paid either for being too good or repreheiisibly indiscreet. The tired business man, his domestic problem -troubled wife, or the suffragette, does not have to force his or her brain to keep track of things. They just happen in a bewildering array of altogether pleasing song and dance incidents. No one thinks of a plot to a musical comedy, although grave assurances are given of its posses-si on of one.Berney Bernard and Sophie Tucker furnish most of the 1‘un, and there are many delicious moments of it, Bessie i)e Vois and EleanorHenry are beautiful to look upon. Robert O'Conner, Helena Salinger* Harry Hanlon, Lester Crawford, (tourgc Sennels and Burrell Bar-haroda frivol most amusingly, And is ever a chorus deserved diamond studded medals for harmonious efficiently, nimble agility, clearness of voice and freshness of beauty, the ••Louisiana Lou” girls are honor due, The management is to be congratulated for bringing this splendid company here.QUAKES SOMEWHERE.Mobile, Ala,, September 29,—Theseismograph at Spring Hill College,this afternoon registered earthshocks which are calculated to be8,000 miles away. The ttrst shockcame distinctly at 3:15 p, ra.Quakes came intermittently, andwith varying violence until 5:30 o'clock,* at