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JOHNNY WftlGHl FUNNYAmueed His Audience at Steinberg'sGrand Last Evening—Lecture WasWitty and Entertaining.John lt;\ \N’rip. 1 t. m a broad view ol Uuttior that \va harmless ami wituat tin expense but his owr,airtuMd a small though appreciativeaudience at Steinberg’s Grand lastevening.iHe began hi. discourse by describmg the various offices he had att unpted to run for, lirst the stieclt;*ssor otthe late Senator .McMillan, then forvice president and lastly aiming at tiepresidential clmir. saving that as anexponent ol the Magazine Liar, if all- .s « V ' g. y . (.V. • *the liars in the I’nited States voted forhim he Mould be elected with an oveiw helming majoritylie touched mu the civil war b\likening the Cni’eu States to a checker iaiard with black and white checksat play The Idack. he said, makingthe first im\ e. while t h lt;* white jumpedevery man they could, some evenlumping clear to Canada in their efforts, ftemnmin Franklin eaim in t'o*a short hit on living his kite twiceonce to catch lightning which razzle 4Odazzled ai 1 tin* farmers of New F.ugbind with fake lightning rods and asa consequence lie Mew his kite tieecomi timeThe stories hlt; told emauated fromthe Prevaricators eluh ot Which he i:a star member Chief among them•• % :g: j . ■£ £ lt;U ■ ;; . , y; V 'M ifbeing about the Northport girl whlt;swallowed a nect 1« and the next weekhe felt a pain in her side and two■weeks later the needle wa taken outof the right arm ot a fellow in Travr*A 1crse t tv.%During his wim story tilling M
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Traverse City Evening Record
Traverse City, Michigan, US
Wed, Nov 09, 1904
Page 4
Full Page
Clipped by
Robert W.
USA 30 Jul 2020
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