KATRItfA. *[A Tran* Rhenish Epiaod .]BY SABA BELLUM.She gazed up in hia eyes,Her classic face o’er shadowed by a blush, As crimson as a rose in its flush;He looks at her and sighs.1Sweet music from the band,The odors of a myriad of flowers Steals through the leafy bowers; He squeezed her little hand.ftThe rattling of many a glass,The hum of voices, and the glittering lights— O’er Rhineland dreams of warm midsummer nightsHe kissed the buxom lass.Then oped her ruby lips As she essayed, a few short words to speak— Her mild blue eyes, what did they seem toseek ?An empty mug she pensive sips.fitaiB)His Teuton soul divines The thought of her, to him most dear— “Kellner! ’ he shouts. Bringin sie hier Noch eins !”lt;kThe foaming mug they quaff1;The moonlight’s soft and silv’ry rays Lights up the arbor, through the lattice plays; They look ‘and laugh.“Katrina!” says he, in accents meek,As they the ‘‘lager” alternately taste, (Slipping bis arm about her two-foot waist) “Ich liebe dich!”iAnother mutual sup they take,She amorous smiles, and then her tongue Smacked out as loudly as a beer keg bung, “Veil, den, I marrys you—shake !”Loewkn Garden, May, 1871.Court-plaster—Kisses.A noose-paper—A marriage certificate.l7e1Why is love like a canal-boat? Because it is an eternal trausport.Why is a kiss like a rumor? Because it eroes from mouth to mouth.c1te1eWhy is love like a potato? Because it shoots from the eyes.The happiest age for young women— Marriage; at least so they think.A man in Kansas, on whose shoulder . a lady laid a lash, didn’t sue for damages, because it was au eyelash.e Which would a young lady rather be |—a Dryad or a Naiad? A Dryad, for then she would be a woo’d nymph.1 iy j No woman ever hates a man for being, -! in love with her, but many a woman; [3; hates a man for being a friend to her.11 One of the neatest toasts ever given :j ‘Woman—The last words on our lipsie151because it comes from the bottom of oure 1 hearts.”l*ss0tIIsetAmong the “wants” in one of the pa- . pcrs is this; “Partial board for a single! j-jgentleman ; house kept by a widow and! J daughter; busses and cars convenient.’*lssie Brown, aged 16, took arsenic and died, last Monday, at Gorham, N. II., because a young man she had fancied, omitted to visit her for two or three days.At a late wedding in New York conspicuous among the presents was a piece of paper pasted to the wall, and marked “From Papa.” It was a check for $20,000.On the occasion of the burial of Miss -(Maggie Kilbouni, at Hartford, Connec-sjticut, Mr. Lyman W. Case deemed it proper to divulge the fact that he had been married to the deceased three years.ner-htr