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1 Commercial Club tandwiches, peanut#, and raw onions for the purpose of removing all traces of liquor from the breath,OTHKB TBWQB THAT feHOXJLB BB L*OKBITO.Gentlemen no longer confine themselves to mere visiting cards, bat carry with them a bill-poster and paste bucket, nod npon entering the parlor slap up a hand bill with monogram, containing icxne appropriate toottoe, snob as “Happy New Tear, •♦May the Beet Man Win,” or “Go it while you’r Young, for when yon'r Old you Oan't ” It is also a good thing lo gel off a few jokes - or stories after jon have congratulated the ladies. These jokes can be obtained from minstrel companies through the year, or from the Drawer” of Harper** MohtfUy. One jnke aid an anneodote will do for each house, nod it is beet to arrange beforehand who will get them off, as two individuals might start at the same time on the e*me submit. It is very amusing to the ladies to be informed that one or more of your calling companions are drankj also step on the poodle dog's tail, this will tiekle his mistress. “The Little Hen and Her Hatohti,” story is a favorite, and new, though some original remark relating to yourself when on a epreo will take” well. If a gentle* men caller is troubled with the hiccough, the lady of the house should pat him on the baok. A mart tap with article of stove wood will sometimes tffeot a cure of this troublesome complaint, though a boot rapidly circulated around his anatomy will work wonders. If these few hints are of the slightest service, or succeed in making one New Tear caller any happier, we are well paid for writing them..The Safe Kobbbbv.—The colored man Ojti*, who on Thursday morning last robbed the safe at Corinthian Hill billiard rooms, arrived in town yesterday by the noon train from Union, under charge of Witliam Corey, constable ef Centerville, It appears that Mr. L Goodrich started after him with a warrant issued by Jastice Berry, which, upon reaching Confer villa he, placed in the hands of Constable Corey, Both men then followed tbo thief on ho-eebeok to Lincolaville, and from thence to Union, which place they reached between six and seven o’clock at night. They found the thief had purchased a $75 suit of clothes, also a watch for $65. When captured he had the olotbcB in his possession, also the watch, aod the balance of the money was found upon bis person. They was taken before Justice Perry as soon as he am red in the city yesterday, and did not appear in the least degree disconcerted. The justice committed him in default of $1,000 bail.A COLORED boy vn yesterday arrested by Chief Rouee for attemptfng to pass a counterfeit twenty dollar bill. He claimed that he picked lha note up in the street-This subsequently proved to bo trne, It appears that a gentleman was taking the note to the bank to ascertain whether it was genuine, and dropped it in the street. The prisoner was d'icharged.Caotion.—Do not purchase adulters,, ted candies when yon can go,to Hill ft Mo-Nellie's, and get a pare and fresh ar-IWe.Too eanvt get any figures on dry goods or notion that ore ae low as those made by Hszuard*Choicr crier) jQBt received at 8 hank'a Finb ivory brusi** and t«r*oU« th,UIt cojaba, (of ,al» obeap .t tha City Prog
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Titusville Herald
Titusville, Pennsylvania, US
Sat, Dec 30, 1871
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