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Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - May 27, 1990, Winnipeg, Manitoba Free press May 1990 a Btu friends of friends for life new political party puts the pub into parliament i May As Well come right out and confess Ive been too excited to sit still Ever since i read the most breathtaking political news to come out of Eastern Europe in the past a group of czechoslovakian of them has just formed the party of the friends of there planning to run candidates in the upcoming and there confident take at least five per cent of the enough to guarantee them seats in regional Parlia just think of a Beer winning parliamentary seats and influencing National one perhaps one can but Hope actually forming a is this going to Peeve Perrier according to the new spa the party of the friends officer cherishes lofty and admirable party spokesmen say their primary concerns lie with general social and cultural private enter prise and As a Beer Drinker i might Sug Gest that they also address such specific prob lems As the High Cost of cab fare Home from the but perhaps get round to in any its All wonderful its High time to Start placing the responsibilities of government in the hands of when you look at All the sidestepping and dithering indulged in by our own gov theres just one conclusion to be our primary problem is that were being governed by a Bunch of White wine sprit what this country desperately needs is a few More Cabinet ministers pounding Back the ill Stop Short of Sugges Ting that Beer drinkers Are invariably More capable and decisive than members of the general weve All met Beer drinkers whose abilities dont extend much further than finding their Way from the Pool table to the particularly near closing As any Beer Drinker will Tell the worlds most penetrating Philosoph ical an political debates nearly always take place in just for it is universally known that Barten Ders Are men and women of deep and abiding wis a few cynics try to twos i crowd by Biu Mourne see if can get crop insurance object that bartenders merely appear owing to the fact that there the Only sober people in the but this is shallow the Plain fact is that the problems of the world Are solved nightly in pubs across the the tra Gedy is that these solutions Are never Given their pub philosophers race Home to share these Brilliant ideas with their loved Only to be greeted by a Stony Glare and the Snee ring observation youve been Haven you but Ive heard some in genious ideas in one Friend of mine lets Call him since that his name once came up with the theory that Cana Das economic problems could be solved by reducing the Price of Beer to a a few of us were initially but we finally had to agree that Murray the or was his argument was that Nickel Beer would eliminate unemployment in by creating hundreds of thousands of jobs in the brewing and hospitality this in creased tax base would enable us to eliminate the virtually Over the Only people who would remain poor and unproductive would be those who spent All Day drinking that Nickel but they be Happy As a Brilliant was and the last we hews recovering nicely at a Schick treat ment Centre Down in the where Hes undoubtedly hatching new and even More Brilliant in any you just have to Hope that the for mation of the party of the friends of Beer is one of those political milestones that will Lead to a Bright new a soggy but a Bright Bottoms Thomson news service Norbert provincial heritage Park reopens for season Norbert provincial tory of the Community and sneer for Morein heritage Park opened on the lifestyles of these i May 18 for another the Park interprets the history of the Metis and French in Manitoba prior to the turn of the guided Tours relate the his bicycle tuneup extra Swarsens Corner sport previously Jim Johnson sports 2227351 543 Pandora hours sat 95 inst Frame for details come in or valid till june Humood Kildonan Kildonan crossing not into Plano 3392117 1615 Regent 6630655 a Ford from sae participating dealers for details fire Hawk Cox introductory i store Sale savings savings size ret Alt retail per tire set of 80 series 16560hh1 a Sohni 20560hh1 p21560hr1 225 rohb1 vib 60hr1 20560hr1 34 95 4495 5495 4795 5235 57 2 35 35 22 5 27 j295 22 of 22 co 1200 22 of 25 of Asoa a too 1oooo k series 70 series 17vghr1 Ibsh Uhalt 13womr1 so won Patsio mfr p22s7qhh1 27 35 j2q5 44 95 j5 5495 5 Ead Wear 95 12 95 1995 3795 As Lub your deter for Mcm in Tulp Attoul of 2000 2500 25 of 00 raw a tenth of 8000 Ioc 00 100 00 10800 10600 1 Hunt Coupon front or rear 2wheel Brake reline replace shoes or machine Drums or Road test off Coupon expires Jura Coupon filter install up to five litres of ess010w30oilanda Krali Nator Oil lube As most cars off with Khau Wnm Coupon Coupon aspire june Coupon wheel alignment All four wheels align to for mos cars with Independent adjustment not available at a Coupon 6888171 i 4742331

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