Winnipeg Free Press Newspaper Archives May 3 1990, Page 40

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Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - May 3, 1990, Winnipeg, Manitoba T Otho deeper mania makes it hard to get lost the future of beepers has the makings of a Gary Larson its a matter of time before people will be hunted Down by Ani shot with a stun outfitted with an electronic Collar and become a number and a Blip on a screen the animals will say there doing it so they can study human observe their eating Trace How people mate and and what effects they have on the in but who Are we kidding Here its just another invasion of the Beeper phase started out innocently after All the bears in Erma Bombeck hibernation had been collared and the migration of the wildebeest Mon someone it be great if we could track Down our doctor or our plumber when an emergency arises then it went everyone wanted to be needed and so beepers showed up on Ushers at the Law enforcement Bird truck sanitation airline agents and car Saft became such a status thing to be beeped somewhere and have to Rush to the nearest phone that beepers for phonies came on the elective surgery for you could clip on a Little Complete with a serial number and a flashing red and activate it at your own the ser Mon too Long beep you Start to lose at poker beep youre wheeled into elective surgery and want to change your vote Cathy Guisewite see i brought pictures of flip sons for hemen5 6et Flor a picture of it 006 f dwt count As she has 6reat Brown Eves and the cutest Little Swile that loved like a will count As 0wno children heres our Little Electra beep the waiter approaches with the Cheque beep a Blind Date int working out that is not to say there Arent some Good things coming out of the Beeper school buses in Are being outfitted with beepers to Send signals to students in their Homes when the bus is two Miles this Alert will save them from standing out in freezing waiting for their but Vou dont have to be a Genius to see where All of this is taking How Long will it be before every teenager in this country will be tagged and hooked up to a frequency close tabs do you really want to know where they Are every minute How Many unfaithful husbands and wives will be Only a hear beep away from a divorce if we keep close tabs on All of our Public who will be left to run the country this is i want to Wake up in the morning and have someone where have you been i want to see friends who we were unable to reach and old acquaintances who i thought you were dont deprive me of those Beautiful words get lost its getting tougher and Universal press Syndicate sleep products our specially factory warehouse prices chm Seiko fms to met kit Kun assume Down plows renew your old mattress our High density convoluted foam mattress mid adds new life to your old worn All sizes also waterbed replacement mattress Winter industries 54 Adelaide 9438918 Church holds Sale today on radio 7 30pm monday thru saturday on a Kos its our birthday 2 20 off on All handbags great summer selection Sale ends May 19 525 Academy May 6 Harstone United Sargent Avenue and Ingersoll holds a rummage Sale today at 7 Winnipeg life underwriters association will hold its annual poor boy luncheon tomorrow at at the Csibi 389 main my wac of Winnipeg youth Enterprise will hold an information seminar on starting a business to Morrow at 2 at 667 Ellice Tiger Hills arts association will hold a performance by the Manitoba opera featuring four Young Canadian singers and a win billboard Nipes pianist Friday at at the Parkland Crystal tickets students upstage theatre Coop will hold a How the other half Friday at 8 and saturday at 6 at Young United 670 tickets dinner the atre Manitoba and Northwest Ontario laity conference will be held Tomor Row to sunday at Gull Harbor re across 1 Cleave 6 close noisily 10 Texas City 11 vacillate 13 eat greedily 14 banish 15 16 Andress film 18 scottish River 19 freshet 21 Dickens hero 24 original scar face 28 More or less 29 giver 30 unhappy sound 31 go on pension 32 vestige 34 gained 37 Boring tool 38 Little Barker 41 fend off 43 in Lombardy 45 fastening Bolt 46 scope 47 Challenge 48 presbyter Down 1 Chalcedony 2 drama 3 subsist 4 Frost 5 two fives Adeline 7 careless 8 greedy 9 hawaiian chant 12 Caddoa Indian 17 chinese dynasty 19 prank 20 Ham it up 21 English River 22 australian 34 tribesman 23 25 26 27 29 31 33 Brown Kiwi 35 prefix for Cycle 36 and not anger Lay it on the line unseasoned 42 shabby hostilities 44 38 39 40 the aeneid author Alpine Snow Field on Golden h compulsion equal arbiter de Tete daily crypt quote Obb e0g0 Gogh bile a heres How it works Means Longfellow one letter simply stands for in this a is used or the three x for the two single Are All each Day the code Here is today Puzzle 53 or Anat Enata Fyk v pc cat Ajo he he Enve Uva he v inv teak Fadyk Vrat Days Spring has come with her world wandering feet and All things Are made Young with Young Francis Thompson c 1990 by King features inc Smia cd Sam by Budra a Kii Bleb bec3g Bob Bob bees qg0d bsh dgddb0 god dub c1gq in Gide Ludd Laiti Gilill Bibb yesterdays answer Manitoba Spring Craft Sale Winnipeg convention Centre May 1990 thurs Fri 11 am 10 sat Sun 11 6 popular priced entrees 1 1 prime rib of beef a jus Al 95 adults seniors Beefeater 475 8744 Osborne in the Village it Kolin Lor i inn Irons dinners in Celebration of our 32oth birthday buys save 20 selected Hanes pantyhose pick up moms favourites 20 everyday denier Nylon knee Shadow Comfort one our Sale 3 20 everyday pantyhose with reinforced panty and our Sale 20 everyday our Sale 20 everyday control top with reinforced our Sale 20 super sheer Plain Shadow our Sale 20 super sheer Silky control our Sale hosiery not available in our Kildonan Sufen May Utu Tel Ebuy 7884016 that Why Canada counts on Bay Day downtown open to wednesday to thursday and Friday Kildonan place open to monday thru to saturday downtown 7832112 in laity 8859660 vital 2551227 Kildonan place 6618833 warehouse furniture Sargent and Berry monday thru Friday a saturday closed phone 7832112 specially priced 29 each piece War weather knits perfect for now and Well into the summer months choose from 2 tops scroll design shown in 2 color combinations on White or colourful embroidered front on White or Tea atop with our full swingy8gore skirt in one of our season Bright each piece specially priced right now shirts sizes 3844 skirt sizes 1x2x3x Sale ends May in tons Polo Garden uni City Eaton vital Kildonan place

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