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D24 Winnipeg Free Press, Saturday, June 27, 2015
ON THE NIGHT TABLE
Chris Frayer
Artistic director, Winnipeg Folk Festival
“ Growing up as a kid in the 1980s, I loved
lying in bed and listening to records, digesting
their liner notes word for word and
staring at the artwork from back to front. I
knew every single band member’s name, as
well as all the guest musicians. Continuum
Books’ 33 1/ 3 audiophile series takes that
to
a whole new level by delving deeper into
some of music’s best cult classics, and there’s no bigger cult
classic from the 1990s than Neutral Milk Hotel’s 1997 indie
folk- punk classic In the Aeroplane Over the Sea . Kim Cooper’s
book of the same name is the ultimate companion piece: a book
written by a music nerd, about music nerds and, best of all, for
music nerds.”
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P ORTNOY’S Complaint by Philip
Roth came out in 1969. It was
purposefully crude and screamy,
outrageously explicit and sexual — in
some ways even by today’s standards.
It was undeniably
and
inexcusably
misogynistic. It
was also searingly
smart and
outrageously
funny. Some of
it was awful,
and some of
it broke real
ground.
A Free Man
by Montrealborn,
Torontobased
Michel
Basilières
shares all
of the above
qualities with
Portnoy’s Complaint with the unfortunate
exceptions of “ funny” “ smart” and
“ groundbreaking.”
The book’s story is largely a plotwithin-
a- plot. The unnamed narrator
( implied to be Basilières) opens
the door one evening to find his old
drinking buddy Skid Roe on his steps,
whom he hasn’t seen in a decade. Skid
holds up some cheap wine and a sack
of weed and invites himself in, and
begins to tell the strange tale of where
he’s been all these years.
Mostly, where he’s been is working
retail at a Chapters- like book chain,
smoking fair amounts of green, watching
large amounts of porn, and lusting
after a startlingly young co- worker,
whom we are to understand is a ditzy,
oversexed shrew.
However, Skid’s story starts getting
interesting when an all- powerful robot
named Lem becomes increasingly
ensnared in his life. Lem attempts
to convince Skid to time travel to a
nearly human- less future and help
Lem repopulate the human race.
Initially Skid resists, but after some
hijinks — which include government
forces surrounding his house — eventually
he goes to the future, with the
promise of drugs and sex forever.
It turns out, however, the future isn’t
so great. The book, which has dabbled
in the lightly ruminative so far (“ The
essential problem of life is to deal with
the outside world... How much do we
have to sacrifice to its demands?”)
veers into the completely existential by
the end, and Skid opts to come home.
Is there a takeaway as we get to
morning, when the unnamed narrator
finds himself dazzled by Skid’s story?
Not much. This is uncharitable, but the
fact that the book ends with two stoned
dudes on a couch saying, in essence,
“ We just gotta, like, live, man!” is a
fair representation of what’s on offer.
If a reader is in search of an accurate
window into the unadorned
thoughts and feelings of the modern
smelly porn- guzzling man who doesn’t
particularly like women — and nothing
else ( save an unemotional time- travelling
robot) — then A Free Man may be
the book for them.
Basilières also wrote the novel Black
Bird , which won a Globe and Mail Best
Book of the Year award.
Certainly there is space in our literature
for despicable narrators; coupled
with incisive writing and sharp prose,
this can make for some beautifully
complicated books. Raymond Carver
wrote men who were largely sad and
mean alcoholics, and his stories are
full of gorgeous, empathetic prose
about the destruction of working- class
America that holds up decades later.
And that is precisely how A Free
Man fails: There is little empathy, the
prose is not gorgeous. There just isn’t
much behind the curtain. Readers
should look elsewhere.
Casey Plett wrote the short story
collection A Safe Girl To Love and has
as much fondness for unlovable boors
as the next profane whiskey- drinking
transsexual, but she has standards too.
T OWARD the end of Harmless , protagonist
Joseph is hiding in a deep, dark
forest that surrounds a marijuana
plantation where bikers and a pot grower
are inspecting the crop by headlamp.
He can tell by their talk that they will
kill him if he is discovered. He tries to slip
away and is entangled by a cobweb that
he tries to brush out of his hair. But the
cobweb is not gossamer — it is fine steel
wire, and the pain he feels in his finger is
not from a spider’s bite but from the barb of
a fish hook.
He tries to flick the spider away and
instead sinks the barb deeper, to the bone
and out the other side of his middle finger.
He has been snared, or rather hooked, by a
simple but effective early- warning system.
Bewildered and in agony, he moans and
thrashes just enough to alert the bikers and
the heavily armed armed pot grower to the
fact that they are not alone.
For the next four pages, Toronto author
James Grainger milks every cringe- inducing
tug and twist as Joseph desperately
tries to get off the hook — back it out, cut
the line, pretend to throw a baseball and,
finally, run until the line grows taut and the
hook rips free.
It is an exquisitely horrifying passage
that hooks the reader for the final 40 pages.
Unfortunately, as good as the final 40 pages
certainly are, they come about 200 pages
too late in Grainger’s debut novel, a sort of
horror/ thriller/ generational exposé/ mishmash.
Which is too bad, because throughout
Harmless Grainger shows the bursts of
skill and storytelling that won awards for
an earlier short- story collection.
As already mentioned, the ending is
first- rate and throughout the book Grainger
shows great promise; Joseph’s internal
dialogues and observations often are telling
putdowns of contemporary middle- class
narcissism. Scenes can be riveting, descriptions
sublime and similes of compelling
originality.
But it’s as if he bit off more than he could
chew — odd given that, as a former review
editor for Quill & Quire , he should know that
if you want to tackle a sprawling Stephen
King- style plot you do it in 700 pages, not
288.
Short books do not begin by introducing
a dozen characters in the first 16 pages,
none of whom have last names, most of
whom have important sexual- psychological
entanglements, and some of whom are
important but are not present at the farm
where these old friends get together for an
impromptu reunion.
The characters are shallow, self- important
failures of one sort or another, none of
them in the least bit attractive, good looks
notwithstanding.
They are drunk and stoned when they discover
two of their daughters went missing
while they were reliving their party pasts
around a fire one night.
Joseph, an online columnist out of money
and almost out the door, and Eric, an embittered
activist who envisages an everyman
utopia while railing against the “ locals”
and “ inbred” rural politicians, decide to go
looking for the girls in the forest, where
damaged ex- soldiers live like hermits.
The two men, former friends who have
come to hate one another with good reason,
are armed with a rifle, a razor- edged knife
and a dark determination.
This is where the core of Harmless
actually begins, and where the book should
have begun.
Gerald Flood is a former Free Press
comment editor.
F OR many readers, actress Kate Mulgrew
will feature somewhere in their
pop- culture pantheon, and her showbusiness
notoriety is what will undeniably
bring them to her book. But it’s not what
will keep them turning pages.
Today Mulgrew is more than four decades
into a career on the stage and screen,
where she has created not one, but three
indelible small- screen characters.
In the 1970s, she originated the role of the
plucky Mary Ryan on the soap opera Ryan’s
Hope . Today she’s part of the stellar ensemble
cast of the critically acclaimed and
fan- adored Netflix prison dramedy Orange
Is the New Black , where she embodies Red,
a sturdy Russian mob wife turned ersatz
quartermaster for her fellow inmates.
Most famous, though, is her 1990s role as
the first female Star Trek captain on Star
Trek: Voyager .
Mulgrew’s impressive and resilient career
is purely the setting for her life story,
told with grace, vitality and ultimate commitment
not to encyclopedic detail but to
emotional through- line and theme.
We get the first hint that this is not your
ordinary entertainment memoir when Mulgrew
begins her tale with some of her earliest
childhood memories as a member of a
rambling, eccentric Irish Catholic family.
These memories include one where a
four- year- old Kate is left by her mother to
supervise her infant sister. Mulgrew recalls
feeling resentful of this duty, as well as the
moment when she feeds her sister a bottle
of ice water, expecting it will kill the baby.
It doesn’t, but the guilt over the homicidal
impulse remains.
Mulgrew weaves a life story about more
than just the constant struggle to maintain
personal and professional life balance
that is so familiar to woman of her ( and
any) generation. For Mulgrew, the “ professional”
is less a simple profession than a
passion and a calling. She would say it was
her good luck that she knew that at a very
early age.
When Mulgrew became pregnant while
unmarried at 21, not long after her big
break arrived in the form of Ryan’s Hope ,
she knew keeping her baby would only
serve to repeat the cycle by which both Mulgrew’s
mother and her children suffered.
Unwilling to abort, Mulgrew made the
excruciating decision to give birth and give
her daughter up.
Mulgrew’s writing is compact and evocative
as she takes us through the chapters
of her life. Yes, there is glamour: travel,
wealthy suitors and romance. There is also
tragedy and vulnerability — some of Mulgrew’s
siblings died in childhood, and she
also discloses a brutal sexual assault.
Mulgrew describes the challenge of being
a divorced mother to school- aged boys while
starring in a TV drama where 18- hour days
are the norm, giving ample credit to Lucy,
her long- serving nanny.
Most relevant to Trekkie readers will be
her take on how creating Captain Janeway
in the 1990s was no easy feat: she had to
be commanding but not off- putting, feeling
but not over- emotional. Not to mention the
continuing ordeal of getting Janeway’s
hairstyle just right — hardly a concern for
the male captains before her.
Born With Teeth is an entertainer’s
memoir with very little industry dish. But
when you have a rich story and a magnetic
main character who is willing to examine
the rough edges and tough choices of a life
well- lived, who needs it?
Jenny Henkelman is a Winnipeg writer
and editor.
Reviewed by Gerald Flood
Clutter at novel’s outset mars gripping narrative
Harmless
By James Grainger
McCelland
& Stewart,
288 pages, $ 22
Reviewed by Jenny Henkelman
Born with Teeth
By Kate Mulgrew
Little, Brown,
320 pages, $ 31
Reviewed by Casey Plett
Little
to love
in sci- fi
screwups
A Free Man
By Michel Basilières
ECW Press,
215 pages, $ 19
Fantastic
voyage
From Star Trek and beyond,
Mulgrew’s bio shows a life well- lived
DIANE BONDAREFF / THE ASSOCIATED PRESS FILES
JOJO WHILDEN / NETFLIX
Mulgrew is Galina ( Red) Reznikov on Orange Is the New Black.
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