Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - July 21, 2015, Winnipeg, Manitoba C M Y K PAGE D3
A DEFINING moment — a humiliating
Grade 5 talent show
performance — in the development
of actress Claire Patton still
reverberates through her stage work
decades later.
“ The first thing I thought was, ‘ I
am never going onstage again,’” says
Patton, who grew up in Irving, Texas.
“ The second thing was, ‘ Wow I really
have to keep track of my underwear in
the future.’”
She managed to keep one of those
promises. After her unforgettable
stage debut as a 11- year- old wannabe
dance star, Patton, 37, not only went
onstage again but has made it her professional
career, which brings her to
the Winnipeg Fringe Theatre Festival
for the first time this year.
What was once a painful memory is
now a bracing inspiration for her solo
comedy A Girl’s Guide to War , about
a middle schooler whose talent- show
partner abandons her just before
curtain time.
“ As an artist, you go to where the
juice is, where there is emotional
resonance,” Patton says in a telephone
interview. “ These painful and awkward
moments are really interesting
to me, particularly for this piece,
because at that age you have a lot of
moments like that, where you think
you failed, blew it and you will never
be a success.
“ Thematically, it’s informed my
work a lot.”
What still burns in her is the memory
of joining three other friends in
performing a dance for her elementary
school talent show. They painted
faces on pillowcases, which they wore
over their heads as costumes. Being
able to see what they were doing didn’t
seem important at the time. Arms
were attached to the pillowcases that
hung down at the dancers’ sides.
“ I remember thinking this was going
to be the most brilliant thing that anyone
had ever seen, that this was going
to kill,” recalls Patton, the daughter
of an actress, who is now based in
Boulder, Colo.
Before leaving for her debut, she had
to fill out the arms of her costume with
some material — all she could think of
was jamming a pile of her underwear
in the sleeves, which were pinned shut
with a glove at the end.
“ This little alarm bell went off in
my head, saying that maybe this is
not a good idea because you are in
fifth grade and underwear is the most
intimate thing I own,” she says, with a
laugh. “ But in Texas we are taught to
ignore our instincts.”
The foursome started dancing, or at
least bobbing up and down in random
directions. The laughter from the audience
of students, parents and teachers
grew louder, but the young hoofers had
no idea what was happening.
When they removed their costumes
to take a bow, Patton noticed a clump
of cotton that looked vaguely familiar
and realized, to her horror, that it was
her panties. They had fallen out of her
sleeves and were all over the stage.
And everyone in the school knew who
they belonged to.
“ Parents said we did a great job, but
you know they were lying,” she says.
“ You know it’s a total nightmare and
you’ll never recover, you’ll never be
OK again.”
Such a devastating event can either
defeat the victim or become a building
block of personal redemption. A
Girl’s Guide to War , which debuted in
Boulder in February, borrows that
bad time and puts it to good use. Like
Patton, Millicent Gulch is a Grade 5
student whose best friend stands her
up at a talent show. Her response is to
hijack the event and declare war on
her former pal, while recruiting the
audience as her army.
“ It wasn’t intentional, but I think
somewhere that talent show was speaking
to me,” she says. “ Yes, Millicent is
an exaggerated version of parts of me.”
Millicent has studied world domination,
says Patton, but she is waging
emotional warfare. Her objective is
to reclaim her power and stand up for
herself.
A positive benefit of her early stage
debacle is that she has become devoted
to over- preparing. Of course, she has
also become a stickler for keeping
track of her undies onstage.
“ The only underwear in the show
are the ones on my butt. There are
no underwear moments in the show. I
don’t think there is any way my underwear
can end up on the stage floor.”
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RODRIGO Beilfuss had such a bizarre opening
night to his run of Sea Wall last Thursday that
he had to share the story with the drama’s English
playwright, Simon Stevens.
As the Winnipeg actor tells it, a clueless dad
took his four daughters — two who seemed to
be preschoolers and the other pair who were
10 years old — to the 30- minute monologue
( described in the program as being about young
love, fatherhood and family) at the Rudolf Rocker
Cultural Centre. They sat on opposite sides in
the front of the theatre, but dad didn’t sit with
them or bother to monitor them while Beilfuss
was speaking a few feet away.
“ Thank God, Mel Marginet ( Theatre by
the River artistic director) and Kendra
Jones ( my co- director) sat behind the
girls and essentially babysat them, as
the two younger ones kept sliding
up and down their seats or licking the chairs or
playing with the Velcro in their sandals,” says
Beilfuss, who performed the title role of Hamlet
a few months ago.
The report got a chuckle out of Stevens.
“ That is one beautiful story,” Stevens wrote
Beilfuss via email. “ What was he thinking?!
Poor bored kids and poor you, man. Glad the rest
of the show sang. Enjoy yourself in there, my
friend. Wish I could see it.”
The presence of the girls would have been
distressing to patrons of Sea Wall, as the story
takes a shocking turn involving a girl in
their age range.
“ It was definitely not kids theatre, on
so many levels,” Beilfuss says.
— Kevin Prokosh
A GIRL’S GUIDE TO WAR
Quake Theater
The Playhouse Studio ( Venue 3), to
Sunday
MILLICENT Gulch ( Claire Patton)
is about to wow the junior high talent
show with an interpretive dance
depicting “ the military and political
significance of Napoleon,” when she
discovers she’s been deserted by her
dance partner and best friend. In true
Bonaparte style, she declares war.
Patton possesses an endlessly
expressive face and voice, and the
Colorado- based performer is a gifted
physical comedian. She effortlessly
embodies a goofy eighth- grade history
geek and aspiring evil genius.
Unfortunately, the material in this
( mostly) one- woman comedy — Millicent
gets some help from reluctant
stagehand Tim Rearick — doesn’t live
up to Patton’s talent. Millicent discourses
on the importance of history,
the nature of war and the “ bad- assness”
of Napoleon. She touches on the
trickiness of adolescent female friendships.
But despite the high- energy
delivery, none of these themes really
goes anywhere. š š š
— Alison Gillmor
THE NURDABLES
Smartyesque Productions
Planetarium Auditorium ( Venue 10), to
Sunday
IT appears last- minute cast changes
afflicted this two- woman sketch
show, but even that can’t account for
its many failures. It’s unfortunate,
because the duo’s Blues Brothers- y
opener made me momentarily hopeful
the fringe might finally have a couple
more much- needed female sketch
comedians.
Instead, stiff delivery, meandering,
pointless sketches, amateurish writing
and virtually no punchlines make this
an awkward 45 minutes to endure.
Only two scenes by these Winnipeg
women come within a mile of funny
— one about a pilot trying to break up
with an air- traffic controller and one
about ridiculous airline fees.
The long, dark scene changes were a
welcome reprieve. š
— Mary Agnes Welch
CIRCLE MIRROR TRANSFORMATION
Half Empty Productions
Tom Hendry Warehouse ( Venue 6), to
Saturday
A CREATIVE- ACTING class for
adults is fertile ground for comedy and
calamity in this absorbing 90- minute
local production of Annie Baker’s Pulitzer
Prize- winning dramedy.
Led by 55- year- old free spirit Martha
( Susanna Portnoy), four amateur
thespians — Martha’s husband James
( John Bluethner), lonely carpenter
Shultz ( Daniel Chen), teen Lauren
( Caitlin Belton) and exuberant beauty
Theresa ( Heather Roberts) — reveal
telling details of their personal lives
as they perform a series of dramatic
exercises.
As the course progresses over six
weeks, they take turns reflecting one
another’s stories back at the class,
exposing their own feelings in the process
until their most intimate secrets
come to light. Directed by fringe fave
George Toles, the story doesn’t hold
many surprises on the plot front, but
the characters and their connections
are increasingly captivating.
š š š š ½
— Pat St. Germain
AT YOUR OWN RISK
Alexandra Elliott Dance
Dragon Arts Collective ( Venue 28), to
Sunday
WINNIPEG dance artist Alexandra
Elliott’s show title may be considered
a warning shot. Her latest 60- minute
performance offers two hard- hitting,
visceral contemporary works choreographed
and danced by herself, local
guest artists Warren McClelland and
Ian Mozdzen, and are not for the faint
of heart.
... To be alone… deals with human
isolation, with a crouching, at first
nude Elliott gasping out a children’s
song her father once taught her. The
solo is permeated by a sense of existential
angst, with a suspended ring
of white netting evoking a cocoon of
safety. As with her fringe show last
year, Elliott’s movement vocabulary is
strong and unrelenting, including body
slams and angular, jagged isolations.
The intensely physical duet Man sees
a bare- chested McClelland and Mozdzen
hurling their bodies at each other
like rutting bucks. They grunt and
groan, shriek and shudder, and while
it’s never clear whether they are fierce
adversaries or simpatico brothers, the
sight of two powerful male dancers
in this city is rare. The lengthy piece
should be whittled, and more fleshing
out of the duo’s relationship would add
greater depth. Still, while it is certain
Elliott’s esthetic isn’t for everyone, her
dancers are clearly committed to embodying
her creative voice, whispering
not quietly, but bellowing thunderously
in the night. Consider yourself warned.
š š š š
— Holly Harris
5- STEP GUIDE TO BEING GERMAN
Paco Erhard
West End Cultural Centre ACU Hall
( Venue 25), to Saturday
FORGET the “ five steps.” They are
manifest only in the title of this hourlong
standup- comedy piece by Berlin’s
own Paco Erhard, who makes it his
mission to prove that, yes, Germans do
have a sense of humour.
Mission accomplished. Erhard, who
celebrated his 40th birthday at Thursday
night’s performance, explains that
he chose his own first name because,
“ I wanted to take the edge off being
German.”
He proves up to the challenge of
negotiating 20th- century history with
humour that is irreverent but not
overtly offensive. He’s not above poking
fun at other nationalities. ( A young
Englishwoman in the audience was the
butt of a few good- natured jokes; he
also snuck in a choice Wolseley jibe.)
But most of the comedy is aimed at
the German character, with some inspired
illustrations of how the German
obsession for order and following rules
is based in reality. Come to think of it,
the show’s promised running time of
one hour was exact to the minute.
š š š ½
–– Randall King
Preview
A Girl’s Guide to War
. Playhouse Theatre ( Venue 3)
. Next show: 3: 30 p. m. Wednesday
. Tickets: $ 10
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By Kevin Prokosh
Stage plight
Who knew dancing out of your pants
in front of a crowd could be so inspiring?
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Claire Patton: ‘ I really have to keep track of my underwear.’
ANOTHER strong weekend at the
Winnipeg Fringe Theatre Festival has
resulted in a third daily attendance
record.
On Sunday, 9,741 tickets were sold,
with 15 sellouts registered at the 32
fringe venues, says executive producer
Chuck McEwen.
Combined with Saturday’s ticketed
attendance of 10,542, the Fringe has
sold 41,811 tickets in the first five days
of the festival, McEwen says.
The festival continues all week in
and around Old Market Square, and
wraps up Sunday night.
Fifteen sold- out shows
at festival on Sunday
Sea Wall star is part actor, part babysitter
Rodrigo Beilfuss
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