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Winnipeg Free Press (Newspaper) - April 8, 1990, Winnipeg, Manitoba Free press april 1990 j j 1 getting getting Lucky getting Rich Quick is millionaires Are born that Way All enough is Ive decided to become a like most Ive been toying for years with the idea of becoming perhaps not disgustingly but certainly Rich enough to give Ive just never gotten round to doing anything about this is partly because Ive always thought it would be Best to make my Fortune the old fashioned Way by inheriting it from a wealthy Maiden my family is sadly deficient in this i dont have any Maiden aunts at let alone eccentric ones whose fondest Hope is to ensure that their favorite Nephew will never have to do another lick of work As Long As he but help has arrived from an unexpected people have begun sending me brochures promising that i can easily become a millionaire if i just sign up for their the latest brochure arrived along with an invitation to apply for an american express which was itself a Little this is the third time in six months that american express has asked me to sign they Ian Weir Haven heard about my credit i snot exactly that i dont have a credit its just that mine comes accompanied with a laugh in any this brochure brought me to my its High time to Stop and just get on with getting according to the the hardest thing about becoming a millionaire is believing you can do next hardest is getting this was certainly news to id always assumed that getting started on your first million was the easiest the trick was accumulating the remaining the brochure then advised to live like a you have to think like a this too was anyone can think like a so i began rehearsing lines that would help create this and launch me on the Road to such As ill take the my twos n crowd in having trouble with the garage door1 cant get the car off Good just put it on my whether such lines actually work is another but one lives to i grew less hopeful As i read about the first lesson in the the one which will help you begin to feel like the Captain of your family Industry by teaching you where to find hidden sources of its not that my family Industry Doest have hidden sources of just i found 87 cents Down the Back of the sofa but i didst think this was quite what the brochure had in sure it turns out the brochure was speaking of slightly larger the kind that can be acquired by arranging a better Deal on your and the subsequent lessons Deal with ways to maximize investment this is where my problem comes i dont have any in Ive already squandered the 87 i realize that having Money int an absolute prerequisite to making just last i read a newspaper and for a make it Rich in real estate seminar which stressed that you can buy your first piece of land with borrowed Cash to quote the and use other Peoples this is a Lovely experience teaches us that most other people prefer to use their Money this is singularly unhelpful to but there it in Ive begun to wonder whether in actually destined for riches after but one think this do you and i Lack initiative do we Lack and the capacity for hard work and Are we absolutely sure we dont have an Bachelor Uncle somewhere regional Swine specialist hired Manitoba hog producers in the Eastern and Interlake re Gions will soon have the serv ices of a provincial Swine Spe agriculture minister Glen Findlay has announced that a new position has been Cre ated and will be based at the departments District office with 29 per cent of Man Tobas hog producers and 40 per cent of hog production located in the Eastern and Interlake there is a need for technical support and pro Gram coordination that can be provided by a regionally based Swine Findlay the new specialist will focus on Herd Man record keeping and marketing and will also work closely with agribusiness to serve the needs of Swine producers in both hog production in Manitoba has More than doubled from hogs in 1980 to an estimated to million hogs this the most recent statistics show a total of hog producers in the province with 276 located in the Interlake and 551 in the Eastern fashion for today woman k8bitfmbmb remaining Winter clearance

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