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Stamford American (Newspaper) - July 1, 1926, Stamford, Texas A Little fun Sims misunderstood. Man rooting at the Ball game a a come on Home you darn wife Quot Why John. We Only just got Here. Doc had his number. A Doc a said or. Boozer. To All run Down. What do you advice a a a get out in the Sunshine More and keep More of the Moonshine out a replied the doctor. A couple of irishmen. Pat a i hear yer wife is sick Mike a she is Pat to it dangerous she is Mike a cd Hyrle a bit. She a too weak to be dangerous Anny More. Teacher in new York City school a a make a sentence with the words a defense. Defeat and a Tommy Levinsky de cat jumped Over de Fence and de feat got tangled up wid de Tail. Attention s. P. C. C. Why take chances on injuring your child on an electric washing machine when the same result can be obtained for less wet Wash 6c la. City steam in a Wyoming paper. A a do you think it healthy to keep your hog. In the House a social investigator asked., a Waal. I Dunno was the reply. But i been a Keepin my Hawks there for fourteen years and i ainu to never lost one of pm yet. Experienced. A lady was entertaining the Small son of a Friend. A Are you sure you can Cut your own Moat Tommy a a ooh yes. replied the child politely. The often had it As Tough As this at Home. Bouncing baby. Quot Well Tommy what do you think of your new bouncing brother Quot a a something a the matter with him. A. I dropped him on the floor but he just a stimulant. A Mother. Said a Young cockroach Quot the lady is sprinkling that powder round again out of the Box marked a guaranteed Roach killer a a never mind of son a answered Bis Parent. A a it a a bit Nasty hut a Fine tonic. In be raised seventeen Hundred families on it and never lost a ask Congress. The teacher was giving a lesson on i want Vou to understand she said. A that it is the Law of Gravity that keeps Iii this a please miss asked Little Nellie a How did we stick on before the Law was passed a almost perpetual motion. Too. Old gents a hey boy. Stop abusing that dog a a boy a i ainu to abuse no dog. Old gents a Well what Are you doing a boy a a in a fixin it so he can run the Grindstone. You Hainet no Idy the Power that goes to waste when he starts a scratching his fleas. Marshall a at Haw says the Council has ins1 meted him to enforce the ordinance against chickens running at Large and Riding bicycles on the news item in an Omak Wash paper. Fifty fifty. Please Send me one of your razors at a 50 cents for which i enclose Post office Money s have forgotten to enclose 50 cents but no doubt a firm of your standing will Send me one. The reply we beg to acknowledge your esteemed order and have pleasure in sending the razor which we Trust you will bks. P a. Have forgotten to enclose the razor but no doubt a fellow with your Cheek Don t need one. Strictly water wagons. A Dev is a mighty Good Temperance Sermon in a freight says i Uncle Mose. A no matter How much de cars Dey gets loaded de Ingine what Doty de work gets along strictly on water. Little brother a Fate. Pullets ooh. Mother Little brother is dead. Mother Hen a dead How did it Hap pen a Pullet a Why. While you were away the Farmers wife Friend him for the ministers Mother Hen Quot How sad but we should at least he glad that he entered the ministry. Figured out. ,&Quot muttered the tired Man a bore me beyond words of All the fellow who quote figures were hanged it would take seven thousand eight Hundred acres of full grown Trees to accommodate the ceremonial committee a and a added the statistical Chap. It would be necessary to use Nineteen thousand four Hundred and sixty Miles of three sets hardware Irater to applicant Quot i am inclined to give you the position if you understand double entry keeping. Applicant a i do indeed at my last place i had to do a triple double entry a set for the Active partner showing the real profits a set for the sleeping partner. Showing Small profits and a set for the income tax officials showing no Here lies the body of John a plunk. He died digesting the Vitamin hum. My studied and read till his head did Buzz. But he never could learn what a Vitamin Cruz. Got it at last. A Mountaineer school teacher corrected a Hov who had said. �?�1 Ain t Gwine a a that a no Way to talk. Listen i am not going there thou Art not going there he is not going there we Are not going there Vou Are not going there they Are not going there. Done to you get the idea a a a a by Asur. They Ain t nobody go the. A new one on the cop. Shortly Atte. Detroit a motor Ordi of Nance went into effect a motor cop hailed a lad driving a limousine on the Boulevard and adored her to report at 0 o clock. A the very idea. Why a exclaimed the a a in a sorry insisted the Blue coat a Vou were going 40 Miles an Quot impossible a exclaimed the lady indignantly a Why i Haven to been out an hour the cop said it was a new one on him and marked it off his Tab. Auto hints a Dollar a mile Quot policy a. Been ii it by Tho Poller in Atlanta. Cia. Quot it 11 Campaign against automobile speeders. When valve stems become badly worn it is almost a certainty that the valve Stem guide or Hole through which the valve Stem fastens is worn out of round. This allows air to be drawn through the intake valves when they Are open resulting in poor starting and noisy operation. _ Sharp stones and pieces of Glass tin or the Sharp edges of a switch Point will Cut into the toughest kind of a lire tread. The flexing action of the tire enlarges such cuts. Road dirt and Moia turf enter and eventually cause separa. Tion of the rubber tread from the fabric z. Carcass of the tire. Look your tires Over at least every week. Clean such cuts and fill them with plastic Patching rubber which you May get from any tire dealer. _ Why do Texas grocery jobbers buy Ratliff shot tamales in carib and lots another Carload Ratliff products shipped company. San Anton a a Texa. We never blow it or own Horn about the Quality of our go i we let the folks who eat them do that. A uni vers Ai food in i tvs order by the Case record Tomato ship. Munts. Jacksonville made records in the shipment of tomatoes Fri season a Many As too i cars of Pink having been shipped in a single Day. One express Tram of fourteen car was made up a a special to big markets in the eat and North Barber colleges Barrer Trade taught a a it a Btl fan in. 994 it Pat a Quot a a a rata Alai pm Aal Nha War it Ottawa lit a a aaa %. La a a a to. Sartor i a a a lit i it ai�4?. La uses Rol the my r t h fifth Fie a avy Quot armpit test any to Gay of gift in rns in go Al to us Burra with la Al a a it with i h in Frt a yeat to riot Tidis. 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