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Seymour Times (Newspaper) - August 20, 1881, Seymour, Indiana 2 Seymou Jyh times a to try a 20., 106. Ai it Vek Tisi it g Kates. Ai it Vek Tisi it g Kates. O e p or c m e g dec e g g 1 1 in is .00. Soo s3.00 �4.00 s5.00 a si0.00 s20.00 in 2.50 �?��?��.00 7.00 0.00 s.50 16.00 ."w.00 a to a 0.00 13-00 15.c0 18.00 28.00 pm 7.05 1 of a 22.00 l 40.00 Ivr 12.00l�.00 26.00 32.00 40.00 05.00 125.00 Wuu iti Uii c Vium Vris a a Serti Raen Ltd at a Sal rates. Wuu iti Uii c Vium Vris a a Serti Raen Ltd at a Sal jibe rain scheme which he is now per a aerating on the Public. While in Etc pc Izette. Quot Jerry Quot said the Secretary of state esterday Inlet aug the old Man on the Street mid stopping Quot i d Lille for you to come and help mow the grass in the statehouse the old Man raised his head and turned it to one Side like a Woodpecker alien he strikes his characteristic attitude of listening and exclaimed Quot Sah Quot Quot i d like for you to come up and help j now the grass in the state House Quot yourself is de clerk of de state i yes i am the a yer s got de impudence to a me who Dis minute Aughter be de gub ner and yer ruler Sah to come up an help mow de grass in de statehouse Yard i Doan know what de alleged human family is comin Quot you need t be offended old Man. I thought you wanted a Quot Wall of Dat Doan beat any what i Hab Eber heard. Thought Dat i wanted a Job. Why blast yer skin Sah i be got More jobs Den i knows what ter do wid. I be a Puttin up jobs Sah All de time. I be on de committee what is Kaminin de books of de trea surer of argentr5 i gits my six dollars a Day no matter whether i works or not. I goes to de old ice of a Mornin an sets wid de committee Chaws borrowed to a Backer spits on de fio Fer awhile an Den goes bout my business. Pis is de vesti gation. Of i be Fot a lot of Irons in de political fire. Writes fur de argentry bagpipe and Ole Riber Turtle Quot two of de be s newspapers in do Ian. De bagpipe is in Fabor of kill in de Public 1 n party and de Turtle is in a Lair of Killin de dim Ocrant party but i makes de same article do fur bore papers. Yer see i was one of de Lendin men of be argentry legislature an is Idun ter keep up a st Urbance. I m Dat 3nan what is Fen de ter in de new edition As de son of a gun wid a Pawpaw bark Nai Ktie or settin straddle of Blackgum truck wheels. Doan a me ter Cut none of ver grass. All Llesh is grass an of yer Doan mine i la Cut yer flesh st and of de . Quot but old Man Quot said the Secretary Quot Why do you play the double game of writing for both papers Quot Quot my game is de single game Sah. De paper is double but i be single. De papers is Workin fur opposite Pui pose but i be Workin fur one aim. Dat aim is myself sail. I be a repudiation st from de a word snort. So Long of i Ken a work dem papers fur de repudiation movement what do i Kere Wilether it injures de Democrat or publican party de reason Dat i be a Pudimat Ouist is because when yet a tells a Nigga not ter pay a debt yer hits him natural. A Doan Wanter pay no debts no How an when a i of Mirent Man says Doany Ltd pay pm it makes a Champion of de prominent Man an Doan m de niggers no More dishonest Chise when a Man isso dishonest Dat h o fuses ter pay a debt yer can t make him no More dishonest Eben if yer \ uses him to take a Watermelon what Doan Long to Liim an lie carries out st auctions. Of yes i be Makin a big thing of Dis committee and repudiation business. I goes off and stays a week sometimes but my pay goes on. Let lae Tell yer something confidential. Be Workin fur a big place. I waster go to de be United states Senate i be shut one Eye on ill. Tar yield s place. He s a smarter Man Den i is but Den de state Ken Ifford ter put up wid Quot Tsien you won t come and Cut the grass Quot Quot go to grass Yerse Sah. Haven t i Dun Tole yer Quot and adding that he must go to the committee Rooni and write an article for the bagpipe and Turtle the old Man humped his shoulders and truth can hardly be expected to adopt tho crooked policy and sinus Sites of worldly affairs for truth like Light travels Only in straight lines. Quot there is always an ass in every legislature Quot remarks an Albany paper. An Aas Well thas letting the forty or fifty other Eliot a Down pret Campbell sends in his resignation a the usual sunday lecture and debate. St. Louis g-d., aug. St. A meeting of the Liberal league was held at the league rooms eleventh and Olive streets at 3 o clock yesterday afternoon twelve men and four women attending. The president being absent or Marshall was elected president pro tem. A communication was read announcing the resignation of e. A. Campbell i it resident of the league. Upon motion consideration of the resignation was postponed until next meeting for the purpose of obtaining the expression of a larger attendance. The president pro tem. Introduced or. Chas. Tiernan the lecturer of the Day who delivered an elaborate although somewhat disconnected discourse on Quot christianity As it was and the lec tui or prefaced his discourse with the lord s prayer and then proceeded to compare what he called the creative age of the Church with the procreative age. He compared the first stages of christianity with the first organization of the Quot United states there was a constitutional convention which formed the organic Law the action of the convention being ratified by the states singly. Although the convention was dead and its functions had ceased the organization to which it gave life still existed and the process of amending the Constitution still goes on. He did not believe in transmigration but believed that might be True. When Christ said Quot this is my body Quot he meant what he said As the Bible contained no nonsensical expressions. He believed in the Bible and the apostles but did not believe in the Assumption of preachers that they were especially inspired or ordained to preach the gospel. A great Many people preached without authority and they were As Good As those who claimed to have authority. The great question now for the i people to consider was the Quot Bible without a Priesthood or a Priesthood without a As for himself he believed in the Bible. God alone was the founder of the Church and he had never delegated his Power to any one not even to his son. The speaker enlarged upon the relations of the Bible to christianity and was particularly severe on the Quot inspired Quot preachers. Ltd a with hell on his Side he was healed. Kock Cazette. Parson Sandy a covered gentleman of Long standing went into a Little Rock Bookstore yesterday and asked Quot Boss is yer in Possession of de revised statutes of de new testament Quot when answered affirmatively he continued Quot an so yer is a Hep in ter tribute Dis Disep Tion. Talk ter me bout hades. Hell is de word. What influence would my preaching Hab if i was ter Tell my congregation Dat he who Don t obey de junctions is in danger of hades Dat Ole Book May be too slow for de White folks but it hits a Nigger powerful natural. A say Dat de lord is unchangeable. If Dat is de c be Why does de Wanter change his word achy do a say Dat de inspired Giammar an arithmetic of de Postles Wanter be Creck ted 1 suppose Dat whar Peter says i go a fishing de latter Day gospel upstarts wants him ter Saj de pronoun i in de Fust puss on Hab Arter mature liberation concluded ter repair ter de seashore whar de aforesaid personal pronoun of de Fust puss on proposes to engage in de Piscat orial exercise Dat aint de kind of a Book ter Sabe a Man. Dars one Faith one lord an one baptism but de White folks is trying ter make two faiths two lords an a multitude of Quot but old Man Quot said the bookseller Quot you Are at Liberty to use the old Quot Saint de Gubner Dun dared Dat de Ole Book is pealed and Dat de new one is in Force Quot Quot certainly not. Tho gov i nor has no jurisdiction in such Quot an a can t take de Ole Book Avav from me Quot Quot Den i be heeled Caze i be got hell on my Side an i la Tell yer when a Nigga Ain t got de fire in de Brimston on his Side he Saint collect 10 cents a year from de weighing a hog. A dog fight sends the pulse of a Village up to 130, act a foot race or a Knockdown will almost restore Gray hairs to their original color but for real excitement let a Man come along in front of the tavern about Sundown driving a hog. Quot Hay where Yon going Quot Quot going to sell this Quot hold pm a minute what does he weigh Quot Quot Quot of about 225.&Quot Quot you re off he won t go Over 200.&Quot every chair is vacated on the instant. Every Eye is fastened on the hog rooting in the Gutter and every Man flatters himself that he can guess within a Jound of the porker s weight. Quot that hog will pull Down list exactly 195 pounds Quot says the Blacksmith after a Long squint. Quot he won t go an ounce Over 185,&Quot adds the Cooper. Quot i be got a s2 Bill that says that hog will kick at 210,&Quot says the hardware Man. Quot you must be wild Quot growls the i Ocer Quot i can t see Over 150 pounds of meat Twenty men take a walk around the porker and squint and shake their Heads and look Wise and the owner finally says Quot if he Don t go Over 220 i shall feel that i am no Quot Over 220 if that hog weighs Over 200 pounds i la treat this crowd Quot exclaims the owner of the bus line. Quot i Dunno bout that Quot muses the Squire who is on his Way to the grocery after butter. Some hogs weigh More and some less. What Breed is this hog Quot Quot Well i be seen some o them ber sheers that weighed like a Load o Sand and then agin i be seen pm where they was All skin and Bone. Has anybody guessed that this hog will weigh 600?&Quot Quot Well that s a Beetle Steep but i be Kinder Sot my idea on 250.&Quot by this time the crowd has increased to a Hundred and the excitement is intense. The Squire lays half a Dollar on 250, and the owner of the hog rakes in several bets on Quot Between 220 and 225.&Quot the porker is driven to the Hay Scales and the silence is almost painful As the weighing takes place. Quot two Hundred and Twenty three Quot Calls the weigher. Growls and lamentations smite the evening air and stakeholders pass Ever the wagers to the Lucky guesses chief of whom is the Over of the hog. Quot Well i m Clear beat out Quot says the Squire Quot i Felt dead sure he would weigh Over 300.&Quot Quot of i knew you were All Way off Quot explains the guileless owner. Quot when we weighed him Here at noon he tipped at exactly 223, and i knew he could t have picked up or lost Over a a Reich of terror. The .4iarming increase of heart disease a a the symptoms a Hiigli precede it. I a Diug to scientific ii Vestiga tin and a .4.ttempt to a Beck its increase. Tie properties sedative it in in it Lia Quot ainu tiow to property Lise it. Of facts of importance for All Garding a Kew i it discovery. Re ago of Reison. Examination of prophecies reply to Bishop of Landaff letter to or. Erskine essay on dreams letter to Canville Jordan the Jie Ligion of deism common sense Tife crisis and the rights of Man the whole preceded by the life of Paine and a steel plate portrait. 800 pages so. Doth 3,00 leather 4,00 Morocco Gilt edges 4,50. The foregoing eight volumes Are called the truth seeker Library. If All Are ordered together and sent by express one Dollar will be deducted from the Price of each. Paine s worlds. Paine s theological Forks including the age a. Reason examination of prophecies letter to the Bishop of Llandaff. Reply to or. Erskine letter to Camille Jordan Etc., Etc., Irith a life of Paine and a steel plate portrait. 12mo. In paper covers 1,00 cloth 1,50. Paine s great corks Complete in one volume As 1 above 3,00, 4.00, 4,30. = Paluf s political works including common sense the crisis and rights of Jan. Cloth 1,50. The Geof Sci sou. An investigation of True and fabulous theology Inthout a peer in the world. Paper it of or 5 for 1,00. Cloth 50c. Tiie crisis. Containing numbers from i. To Xvi. . Piiper 40c cloth 75c she does her own work Kock Pon Republican. Does own work what of it is it any disgrace is she any less a True woman less worthy of respect than she who sits in Silks and satins and is vain of fingers that never labor we listened to a person the other Day who speaking of a newly wedded wife said steering by Quot of she does her own the words and the tone of contempt in which they were uttered betokened a narrow ignoble mind better fitted for any place than a country whose institutions rest on honorable labor As one of the chief Corner stones. They evinced a false idea of the True basis of society and of Tiue womanhood of genuine nobility. They showed the detestable spirit of caste or rank which a certain class Are to Ying to establish a caste whose a foundation is Money which is the weakest kind of rank known to civilization. Mind manners morals All that enters into Good character Are of no account with these social snobs. Position in their stilted ranks is bought j with Gold and 6very additional Dollar is another round in the ladder by which Elevation is Gaind in their esteem and society. The mortality statistics of country show that a great proportion of deaths arise from heart . But from the fatality that attends it the inconvenience Aud of Ufler ing which a in the first stages _ Brinit make it be Viary to take prompt the rights of Man for the of pressed of human ures for Relief. Undoubtedly the greatest i 40c cloth 75c. Remedy of modern times for curing diseases of the heart is which i m such wonderful results and attracting so much Ai Teuton. This great remedy possesses ingredients specs any designed for ail the numerous troubles of the heart. The combination is the result of Long and careful Experiment and it can be safely asserted that when taken in time will cure in every Case. Do you Ever have Nightmare oppressed feeling in the Side or Preast irregular action throbbing jumping fluttering momentary stopping slow circulation of the blood these Are All symptoms of heart disease. Those who Are suffering and have never tried it should do so at once those who have Ever tried it do not need to be urged to do so again. If your druggist has not got it Send one Dollar and fifty cents to our address and it will be mailed to you. Sole agents in America Lobdell chemical co. St. Louis p80cl�m.�tm front the Pagan Olio sides Over tho Paa is of the Semi flour Triles supposed Tol Etc tic wic Feilest paper on Liis planet it now claimed that satan prevailed Over eve by Imp Ortun ity. Has it been demonstrated yes it is the latest Devil Ozment. A cd to. G or s in. A timp Skey. Or. L. N. St. Onoe Gleas s , n. Y., dec. 14, isso. Dear sir will you please state below what satisfaction st. Jocobs Oil gives you which you got of a some time ago and oblige Legget amp Busic Quot Sery effective. L. N. St 0-Vge, nervous debility. Vital weakness prostration from overwork or indiscretion is radically and promptly cured by st. James italic they renew the vigor of youth and Are a positive cure for Sperato Grehea impotency sexual debility Etc. Price one Dollar Ard fifty cents per Box sent by mail by the sole agents Lobdell chemical co. St. Louis to. May 7 81-y. 10 r1 i m e i is of pee a hers by m. E. Bii.1.ix6s, u Averly Lona. A pamphlet of sixteen pages riving alphabetical Ilist of preachers Aud priests of America who in the last five years have been charged with having committed various of lenses from murder to Petty Thoft As published in the newspapers so far As seen by the author. Four Hundred and forty seven criminal preachers in the Northern half of the United states in five years mostly charged with pastoral Quot cuttings up Quot with the Ewe lambs of the flock. Sow Keady lor a Ell very on receipt of Price. Single copy. 25 sis a a f.51 00 Fouteen Quot. 2 00 Cash must be sent. Postage Are a drug. Twenty live cents in Silver will a me safely in a letter. I Jigger orders Postoff Ioe order or Bills. The pamphlet gives names alphabetically arranged place Church and offence charged with other valuable statistics. Answer their false accusations against liberals by facts. To be continued. Send items clipped from newspapers with name and Date of paper to the aut Lior for insertion in future editions. Mayl4-lt. Macos ga., March 31, 1s79. From having been intimate with the proprietors of Quot Swift s syphilitic a Prijic Quot i have known much of its manufacture and use. There Are men in this Community who were victims in Early life to syphilis and who live taken the s. S. S. Medicine and Are now to All appearances and in their own belief a is free from taint of disease As the first Man fresh from tie hands of his maker. Delicacy forbids their Public recommend Vatious but i am allowed to refer the sceptic privately to those who will endorse everything that can be Sii it in its favor. Being professionally much opposed to recommending secret remedies it is with hesitation i attach my name to this article but i know whereof i speak when i say our i science has not made Public a combination equal to Quot Swift s syphilitic up Cilc Quot for the purpose indicated. To i. Masses pkg Pii. G. Aug 0-1 the Swift specific company proprietors Atlanta. A. Kov. 20, so a. Call for a copy of Quot Young men s thinkers badge pin Price of badge solid Gold package Register i. And the postage Jaid �1 50. Remit by p. O. Order or registered letter. A descriptive circular a terms to . Clubs Etc., with opinions of Jie Ople and or toss sent free. 1,0<i0,000 liberals write for it and mention this taper. Addesi the Patentee Lucy Church com West Richfield Summit co., Ohio. Scpll-3t. Quot what is the greatest charge on record f asked the professor of history. And the ab8ent-minaed student answered Quot seve Teea dollars for Carriage hire for Belf and girl for two cd. M. Bennett s publications. Any of tie following Woi is can be bad by Addi Essing j. R. Monroe Seymou Indiana. Turatti seeker i in rare. The world s sages. Thinkers and reformers. The of three i undred of the most Distin wish to it teachers and philos i hers who were not Chris tii is. From the time of menu the the present. By d. ii pages. So. Cloth 3,00 leather ii Orf it co it Edt a 4.50. Tie Cna minion of the Church their crimes and it sections. Rao Seraphica see i gets of prominent Cliris i Siatis far worse than it it jul. A companion Roolf to Quot Thali old s a Ages t in. By 1. M. Ben Huttt so. pages. 3,00 Lea Tiitu 4,00 tis Orocchi Jolt etl is 4,50. The and of ancient Ami Locien times. Vol. 1 gives a full account of All the Piodi uie nations of the a Strib have ? Jehc-v2h, satan. The holy ghost tests Christ Virgin or try and the Bible. £35 pages. So. Quot vol. Ii de dec Elk Fuus Sll the Reli Pous system soothe world including a Adatsi mohammedanism and christianity the latter occupying packs. Going fully into its merits. S40 pages. By d. M Bennett. Written in prison. In cloth 3,00 per volume or 5,00 for the two Tol Niue in leather 7,00 in Morocco Gilt ,s,00. Supernatural religion. An inquiry into the reality of divine revelation. Decidedly the most thorough Sud exhaustive work of the claims of super natural ism Ever written. By f. W. Newnum emeritus professor of the London University. 1,115 pages so. In doth 4,00 leather 5,00 Morocco Gilt edges,5,50. Analysis of Beli Giotus belief. An examination of the Cree by and sacred i writings of the world. By Vlaco ont Amelr Aoa of the late lord John bit it a twice a rentier of England. Cd Splete from the London medium. 745 Pam Sto. La cloth 3,00 leather 4.00 iimroege.jtedm4,m. A a 31>e teat Iiri a Kaoi amp bowl aide in. 31. Bennett s works. The world s sages thinkers and reformers. 1,075 pages so. Cloth 3,00 leather 4,00 Morocco Gilt Elmis 4,50. The champions of the Church their crimes and pers Culious. So. 1,119 . Cloth 3,00 leather 4,00 Morocco Gilt yes 4.50. of ancient and modern times. Two volumes. Written in prison. In cloth 3,00 per volume or 5,00 for the two volumes in leather 7,00 in m co Gill edges s,00. From behind the 15ars. A series of letters written n prison. Over 700 pages. Price 1,50. An infidel abroad. A series of letters written during a visit of ten weeks in Europe. S50 paces. Price 1.60. The semitic gods and the Bible treating upon the gods of the semitic nations including Allah Jehovah Iatan the hoi v ghost Jesus Christ the Virgin Mary and the Bible. To the latter 230 pages Are devoted showing that Book to be a very inferior production for a first class god. 333 Large pages. Paper covers 60c cloth 1,00. Judaism christianity and examined historically and critically. It is to bought to be the Mot damaging exhibit of christianity that has appeared. 500 Large pages. Price 1,50. Thirty discussions Bible stories essays and lectures. 700 pages. Paper covers 7ac cloth 1.00. The Humphrey Bennett discussion. A do Bate on christianity and infidelity Between d. M. Bennett and Rev. G. H. Humphrey. 550 pages. Price 1,00. Interrogatories to Jehovah. Being 3,00 questions propounded to his jewish go ship upon a great Vari Etc of . Paper 50c cloth 75c. Deacon Skidmore s letters. First Deacon of Zion Hill Baptist Church giving Many Church incidents and Bis evolution from christianity to liberalism. Paper 50c cloth 75c. Anthony Comstock Hilt career of cruelty and crime. By d. M. Bennett. 25c. Eighth and last letter from Ludlow Street jail. 10c. Mater motion use and mind. Loc. The gods of superstition. 8c. The great religions of the world. 10c. Open letter to Samuel Colgate. 10c. B. F. Under Iivo Ltd a works. Essays and lectures. Embracing influence of christianity in civilization christianity and materialism what liberalism offers in place of Christi Anita scientific materialism woman spiritualism from a materialistic standpoint Paine the political and religious reformer materialism and crime will the coming Man worship god crimes and cruelties of christianity the authority of the Bible free thought judged by ils fruits our ideas of god. 300 pp., paper fico cloth 1,00. Christianity and materialism. 15c. What liberalism offers in place of christianity. 19c. Scientific materialism its meaning and tendency. 10c. Spiritualism from a materialistic standpoint. 10c. Paise the political and religious reformer. 10c. A Oman her past and present her rights and wrongs. 10c. Materialism and crime. 10c. Will the coming Man worship god ? 10c. Twelve tracts. Scientific and theological. 20c. Burgess Underwood debate. A four Days debate Between b. F. Underwood and prof. O. A. Burgess president of the Northwestern Christian University Indianapolis ind accurately reported 188 up paper 50c cloth soc. Underwood Marples debate a four nights debate Between b f Underwood and Rev John mar pies fully reported paper 3oc cloth 60c. work a. The martyrdom of Man embracing the four divisions of War religion Liberty and intellect a work of rare Merit and written in Superior style by win cod Reade new edition 544 pages Price reduced from 3,00 to 1,75, the Creed of Christendom its foundation contrasted with its superstructure by w Rathbone Greg one of the clearest and Ablest works Ever written Price 1,50. Revelations of Antichrist an exhaust try work proving conclusively that no such person As Jesus Christ existed in the reign of Tiberius but that a Jesus the son of Marv was Quot toned and hanged about a Century before and that his disciples Simon Kep a alias Peter and the apostle Paul both lived and died before the Christian Era 446 pages and full Index Price 2,00. The Jamieson Ditzler debate a nine Days debate on god the Bible christianity and liberalism. Between we f Jamieson and Rev Jacob Ditzler d. D. Paper 50c cloth 75c. The pro and con of supernatural religion. Both sides ably and fairly presented. By e e Guild sex universalist Clergyman. Paper 30c cloth 50c. The Vuth seeker collection of forms hymns and recitations. Containing forms for organizing societies marriage funeral services naming of infants obituary notices epitaphs Etc. Also 525 Liberal Aud spiritualistic hymns for Public meetings funerals social gatherings Etc. To which Are added Beautiful recitations lor various Public occasions. 550 up. Paper 50c cloth 75c. The heathens of the Heath. A finely written Romance. By we. Mcdonnell author of Hall. Family creeds Day of Best Etc. 500 pages. Price reduced. Pai it or 80c cloth l.,25. Kathaniel Vaughan. A novel of marked ability. By Frederika Macdonald 404 pages. Price reduced to a the Darwin a Domestic Radical Story by mrs Elmina Drake Slenker author of John s 11 a. Studying the Bible and numerous essays 257 p paper .50<> cloth 75c, John s was a pleasing Domestic Radical Story by mrs e d Slenker 15c. The Cle Syman s victims a Radical Story vivid in portray iii the wrongs committed by the professed men of god by mrs j e Ball 25c. The outcast a deep finely written store from the London edition by ill Wood Isear a. Author of martyrdom of Man 30c. The adventures of a Lder tri polemus tub con Laining startling and interesting disclosures about hell its locality magnitude climate employments Cic by the Rev cd to Rogers 15e Gottlieb Kimlife a Romance of Earth heaven and hell written by s p Putman 25c Amberley s life of Jesus his character and doctrines from the analysis of religious belief by Viscount Amberley i per 3�c cloth Goc. An outline of the French revolution its causes and results a Clear and comprehensive portrayal of this interesting portion of human history by a sell 25c. Irist will and testament of Jean Messier accurate of a Romish Church in France containing the Best of his a lungs 25c. Six lectures on astronomy by prof r a Proctor 20c. Pocket theology by Voltaire comprising terse witty and sarcastic definitions of the terms Uick in theology the Only edition in English 25c. Religion not history an al be examination of the morals and theology of tie Kew testament by Poi. F w a tiv Man of the in it Ndon University 25c. Sixteen Savior or Joice by Kersey Graves author of tiie world s sixteen crucified Savior the Bitile of bibles Antt biography of satan paper 75c cloth 1,00. Outlines of phrenology by f e Aspinwall m d most acceptable to mitc Rosof anything of the kind published Pap a 50s cloth 75o. Superstition the religion of believe or be damned an open letter to the st John s Schoul Board by a Babcock 25c. Why Don t god kill the Devil a series of essays dedicated to the st jobs school Board by h Babcock 25c. The ghost of st towns by 51 baby Rock 25c. Trutlin seeker tracts bound in volumes of 525 pages each vols. I ii iii in. And Each volume containing 525 pages thirty tracts or More. A Library within themselves of most excellent Radical Reading matter at a Low Price paper 60c per vol. Cloth 1.00 in the whole set Are taken paper 50c cloth 75c each. The Phil Sophy of spiritualism and the philosophy and treatment of Mea Tomania by Frederic r Marvin my cloth 50c. Issues of the age consequences involved in Modem thought a work showing much study and great familiarity with other writers and thinkers by Henry Spedder Price i of. Sepher to doth Jesu or the Book of the generation of Jesus filet translation into English of a remarkable hebrew document Govine the original from which the Story of Jesus was maae up 20c. Eight Denuse tracts 20c. Quot Kew England and tiie people up there a Hilf Morous let be tire by Getce e Macdonald 10c, set Kemah a 20� feet cal fed Lea 20�. For the reason that it has but few principles and nary politic to its name Tad for tie further reason that it is the Only papa a in the great Mississippi Valley that is Able to run without god or Devil or ghost. In fact it i Temps to goodness without a god. Happiness without a heaven. Salvation without a Savior. And redemption without a redeemer. It his no sympathy for lords nor for Lucifer but a Heap for Hui Anity for Man and woman and Chila Aud for All the harmless creature a that have life. Tho times has discovered that All living creatures have Quot souk Quot All same like Mulican Man therefore it Mocogni pcs their right to life Liberty and the Pursuit 0� happiness. The times crushes Allix sons who Cage Birds or kick dogs. The Quot times is a Little Down on mii Idle men either in matters earthly or etherial. It fails to see the necessity of a vast Host of Able bodied Well dressed managers of matters Between men and the i it Owers the Clouds. If a Man s Soui is to be saved by Man a a work the Man that has the soul has got to do the wort himself. The times does t go rambling no out in the ii cum ambient air Hunting up Saviours and saints and wanting pm to bless the poor Andl feed the hungry and clothe tho naked but it will walk nine Miles on the Earth to carry a Little food to e poor widow and her hungry children especially if the widow is Young and pretty and the children not too numerous or if one of pm is a girl baby of sixteen and it ads All the weary tramps it can find and gives pm a pair of old shoes Oran old hat. If a boy does t Resi act Liis parents and the aged the times kills the Doy especially if the boy is Small and fond of tobacco. But if the boy repents he gets a Nickel. Ilia boy stones Birds or drowns cats he can t belong to our congregation until be reads the times and eve flutes out of his cruelty. The times loves the women and if a Man treats even a fallen woman rudely and brutally it gets out a Shoi gun and shoots tho Man and wounds him. It then Rolls him Over and Steps in him and mashes him. It then marches him off and makes him join the Church or he May take Taro copies of the times �o11 he develops into a Man. The times wants to prevent female shame and degradation by making every Man support seven to fifteen women and a Mau with the Quot git Quot in him especially if be has Nineteen to ninety thou band dollars by him can do so Vivell enough if the wife of his bosom wont go and make a look of herself. Money judicious to Lavis Hecl upon the poor girl just Blooming into womanhood Quot who is unable to buy gew Gaws Aud to decorate herself As Dily As other girls no better than she but better off a Ould in nine cases of of a dozen save the sacred Temple of that girl s virtue evolution and development of blessed for that sacred Temple from the desecration of some Low Down Lousy cuss or cusses and would be about nine million times better expended than in the founding of a Chur ii or a female reformatory so much More dangerous a tempter is want than wantonness. The times is tired of Sonnich Penitentiary for Petty criminals and juvenile offenders and wants to take pm to the Back shed and Jarrup pm with a clap boar and let pm go. The times wont deliberately hang a murderer but if it catches him hot on the heels of the murder Aad Wilile it is yet mad it Quot Falls on him that he it sets a High value on the dead body of a murderer but does t care what Goei with his soul. In the every Day affairs of Lluc of course this does t include love affairs for to navigate one of them with any kind of safety a Man has got to lie like a dog it is better to Tell the truth right along. Readers of tie times soon become so honest that they wont lie a bit not even in the business of horse swapping though it May be possible that Here and there one of pm May Prevar Cate a Little now and then As to the age of the animal. The times is the paper for pious wives to Reaa be cause it defends their beloved pastors when accused of carrying on after the manner of the wicked world Ian wha knows not god. The times has pity for the victims of misplaced confidences tie Little Boyi that fish in rain barrels and the big Lazy men that rolling their eyes upward implore vacuity and nothingness to feed and Joithe them and to confound their enemies. The times will give five dollars a head for ghosts and fifteen Hund Reil dollars a he id for virgins who Are mothers and it wants All it can get. It will give fifteen millions of dollars or half it is Worth in Adver Tising and Job work terms Cash for some Man who will say lie really believes there was Ever a father who was the son of himself or a set n who was the of himself or a ghost who was both of pm or either of pm. The times is neither the biggest nor the Best paper going but it fills several Long Felt wants and you went it. In writing for the times enclose Money and state your age and sex. Spy if you have any religion to Ijan upon when Yea cheat your neighbor or starve your horse or cow. Ujj married state if your wife is jealous without a cause for the chances Are about 50 in 49 that she has a cause. But if she has no cause we till give you the paper for a year. If you have an in Norial Teotil say so like a Man. And state if it has Ever been of use to you and the eare Attucks aunt you. If you Haven t an immortal soul and the chances Are that you Haven to the times will teach you How to get along and be useful and Good without one. Ave want to hear from you handle your Money and help you to heaven by the cheap route that costs Roquart rage and is sustained by to quackery. The intrinsic value of the times to humanity is s50 a year for every 52 co lies but for you whose Eye is upon this seeing that you Are a Liberal fellow and honest the paper will go at the ruinous rates to the proprietor and your soul of one year .82,50. Six months,.si.-40. Three ,.73 cts a and May Man have Mere upon All of us. Done at Quot your. Ind. April 1st, 1c5�?in Christian computation 1s51, Wlinich computation by the Way is based unon an alleged event that never happened or if did it is Uncertain or Tuii and in any event it was of no sort of consequence and therefore being a starting Point for superstition Only ought now to be in i st proving conclusively Hattlie Story of Jesus Christ his birth life trial exec Tob a Mere myth. In Itice for Sale at the time Olfier. A in v.,.

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