New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - October 23, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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Thursday, Od. 23,2003 By Bernice Bede Oso!
This could be a red letter year for you where your chosen field of endeavor is concerned. Notable advancements or promotions are possible, and you may even be selected over people with more seniority.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Od. 23) — If you don’t have anything necessary that must get done today, toss out your schedule and fly by the soles of your shoes. Spontaneous activities are the ones that’ll bring you the most fun.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Unusual circumstances may prevail today, but they could bring about that break you’ve been looking for. Events might suddenly enable you to grab onto something that has eluded you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — Upon Impulse, an old friend might decide to drop in on you today. Even though it may be done without an invitation, it’ll make your day and you will happily drop what you’re doing.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Keep thinking positive thoughts and don’t let doubt enter the picture. A delicate career matter about which you’ve been quite apprehensive could work out remarkably well today.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — You have a happy faculty today for saying ail the right things to others that will buoy their spirits and give them hope. Ironically, you may not know how valuable this gift is until later.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — Lucky you today, because you have two good friends who will pull off a much-needed miracle-for you that you’re unable to do for yourself. They’ll do so without being asked.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — You’re in a lucky cycle where meeting new people is concerned, so get out today and mingle. You particularly need as many contacts as possible in order to find outlets for your many ideas.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Instead of shrinking from confrontations, they’ll actually awaken your ingenuity today. Use your imagination and resourcefulness whenever you’re confronted with challenging developments.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Mingle with friends and associates today who have adventurous spirits and like to try new things or go to new places. Mental stimulation will enliven your mind and develop it further.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Something quite fortuitous may develop for you today from a least-suspected quarter. It could involve an old friend who is going places and wants to take you along on his.or her ride.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — That mental agility you possess will be in good working order today. You’ll riot only be a fast thinker, but your judgmental faculties will be outstanding as well. Implement your ideas.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Even if the bright ideas you get today for growing your bank account sound a bit outlandish to others, don’t discount them or toss them aside. Chances are they’ll be right on the money.
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Copyright 2003, Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
Today's Crossword Rums
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6 Sleep like--
10 Ranch bod
14 Inside pump
15 Pasternak heroine
16 Healing succulent
18 Geologic divisions
19 Memorial Day race, briefly
20 Gymnasts stickum
21 Bach opuses
23 Fawn's parent
29 Garage job
32 Prospector’s test
37 Ancient Tokyo
38 Man-eating giant
39 Paper fastener
40 Some academies (2 wds.)
44 Mariner’s Helio”
46 Linguine topper
47 Had bean informed
48 Repairs a seam
49 Comanche kin 51 RN assistant 53 Cosmetic buys 58 Fermenting agent
62 Bakery purchase
63 Name in essays
64 Sandbags, maybe
65 Purina competitor
66 Mo. neighbor
67 Fresh air
68 Mrs. Truman
69 Totals up
2 Space preced-er
3 Third-rate papers
4 Celtic priests
5 Trial figure
6 Baldwin or Guinness
7 Scarlett’s home
8 Sherbet flavor
9 Tasty carbohydrate
10 Night crawler
11 Forearm bone
12 Drowses off
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48 Allergy symptom 50 Sweater letter
52 Traffic cone
53 Tree trunk
54 Swimmers’ units
55 Tabloid topics
56 Marmalade chunk
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