New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - October 17, 2000, New Braunfels, Texas
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Horoscope by Bernice Babe Oso!
Tuesday, Oct. 17,2000 Your possibilities for fulfilling your objectives in the year ahead look better than they have for some time, but you must not talk about your plans until they are a fait accompli.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Pursuing forbidden fruit today could create complications for you with far reaching effects. If you become enthralled with someone who is already spoken for, respect that union. Trying to patch up a broken romance? The Astro-Graph Matchmaker can help you understand what to do to make the relationship work. Mail $2.75 to Matchmaker, do this newspaper, P.O. Box 1758, Murray Hill Station, New York, NY 10156.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Even if it’s with a friend you know very well, get all important essentials down in writing before putting together a substantial business arrangement. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) The relationship with someone you deem to be an ally and in accord with your purposes could erode today if she or he suspects you’re a manipulator. Be honest about your actions. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Cooperation and team spirit is a must today if you hope to make productive gains in your work endeavors. Without proper instructions, the assembly line could break down.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) You could be tempted to change horses in midstream today when an enticing but untested new provider opens up for you. Chances are that if you dc so
it would be a mistake.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) If your spouse or roommate is a bit grumpy today, instead of reacting in kind, try to be a bit more tolerant than usual. Kindness is the substance that sweetens the soul.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) Someone with whom you’re closely involved will take you at your word today and expect you to do what you promised. It is imperative that you do so. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) lf you have a day of ups and downs financially today, it will be due to your extravagance not matching up to your earning capacity. Be more diligent. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Youngsters under your charge could expect what you do for them today to become a standard practice. The example you set will be important. Don’t be too harsh, nor too lenient.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) Stick strictly to sincerity today, because any form of subterfuge or manipulation will be discerned and have the opposite effects you desire.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Even though you usually try to get good mileage from the dollars you spend today, at some point you might get carried away. Make it a point not to buy what you don’t need.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) There s a possibility you could waste most of your time on a person you think can do you some good and hardly notice a pal who can come through for you until it’s far too late in the game to help. Copyright 2000, Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
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