New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - October 14, 2000, New Braunfels, Texas
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Television log SATURDAY PRIMETIME/OCT. 14
FOXFAM (3:00) Ice Angel 818375 * ti A Walk in the Clouds (’95) A 593733
Breeders'Cup 33424 News 6511 NBC News Troublesht Major League Baseball Playoffs: ALCS Game 4 344153
Providence A 859801 * a i Funny Farm ('88) Chevy Chase, 846337
(2:30) College Football Auburn at Florida. 825627 News 2443 Fortune That’s Life (N) A 85743 Texas Ranger 86153 District (N) 185707
Bachelor's Baby 485849 Andromeda (N) 3620
Mexico Julia 9578 Ciao Italia Grilling
Baseball Playoffs 790086
Xena: Warrior 54530 * * * Tots! Recall f9Q), Rachel TicoSn 49795
Sabado Gigante 795172
Hey Arnold! RugratsA Amanda (N) Noah
Austin City Limits 44288
Spin City Drew Carey
Spy-Loved (4:20) *** ThgnderbaB (15) Bean Connery. 56581443
College Football 819191
Xena: Warrior 955530
RGA Golf: Invensys Classic 174462
Lawrence Welk 46559
Caitlin All That (N) |Brady Brady
Tejano Music Awards A 26795
Cops 97337 Cops 46191 Most Wanted 84337 News! Sports
(755) * a * For Your Eyes Only (31, Adventure) Rogef Moore. 68454998
Miss America (Live) A X 529882
a a Medicine Man (32) Sean Connery. 637796
College Football Mississippi at Alabama. (Live) X 376511
a a a A League of Their Own ('92) Gem Davis .Tom Hafts. 794998
College Football Cincinnati at Louisville. 294849 College Football 16343530
World's Backstop aaa Gunfight at the ait Corral (37) 9019646 (7:15) aaa The Naked Prey (36) 17582917
Amer. Justice 517288
Nothing lasts 835172
Death Zone 515820
Wind Dancer 243627
Inside NASCAR 976998
Men Don’t 3240530
News A X 689065
City Confidential 794240 Closed Doors 533248
No One Could Protect Her (36) X 506207
Cover Me-FBI 777608
Keepers Cat Diary Parklife Wild-Set
Prosecutors 333220 Egypt Uncovrd 243191
News Saturday Night Live (N) X 53288 Sat. Night Live 797115
aai Protocol ('84) Goldie Hawn. A 118066
Guthy Paid Frog.
Air Power Red Dwarf
Friends Cheers Cheers Cindy Margolis 4028950
Xena: Warrior 78207 Outer Limits A 18486
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I Love Lucy Griffith
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Mad TV (N) X 77248 WWF Jakked 80795 WCW World 993202
Territory Short Cuts
(955) a aas Moonier (79) Roger Moore. 59269682
Maximum Exp. 4180356 Radio Musica 7742806
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Scoreboard 601191 Sportscenter 611578 Auto Racing: CART •• Indy 300 656462
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(9:15) College Football Washington at Ancona State. (Live) 90740443
Pop Gear 688240
Biography: Kerr 245559 Inspector Morse: Service of All die Dead 225795
One Woman's Courage (34) Patty Duka. 834789 Beyond Chance 868559
* Chairman of the Board ('98! A 864608
Big Dreams A Broken Hearts: Dottle West 796849
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Giant Otters 681443
Grand Opry 604269
Mummies-Peru 229511 Justice Files 249375
House Party 4: Down to the Last Minute 669151
Quest: Monsters 690191 Animal X Twisted Giant Otters 680714
Sherlock Holmes 237530
Any Day Now A 861646
New Detectives 242462 Egypt Uncovrd 832269
Sports Report 65365592
Backstop Gunfight st die O.K. Comd 263820?
Biography: Kerr 827337
Strong Medicine 939153
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Auto Racing: ASA - B.F. Goodrich Tires 200 408004
aa* Sea of Love (19) Al Pacino R' 5176424
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a a a Eyes Wide Shut (39) Tom Cruise. A doctor embaiks on a sex aal odyssey through New York. A f 132330725
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Mom’t Got a Date-Vampire 9643608 "ji^E-Doubte Hockey Sticks! 68775882
Quest: Monsters 864849
Grand Opry 295795
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Intimate Portrait 978660
Animal X Twisted
Country Home 778202
(11:15) aaa x Reservoir Dogs (32) 87072153
(HUQ) a* The Eighteenth Angst (37, |(t2:45)Fear
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Striking Distance (33) A'R'193807443
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Horoscope by Bernice Bebe Osol
Saturday, Oct. 14,2000 An endeavor in which you get involved in the year ahead may turn out to be far greater than what anyone thought it would be. It could be one of your luckiest breaks in life.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) lf you take your acceptance for granted today in a business deal today, you could get a bit cocky and think you have the upper hand over your competition and end up the loser. Trying to patch up a broken romance? The Astro-Graph Matchmaker can help you understand what to do to make the relationship work. Mail $2.75 to Matchmaker, c/o this newspaper, P.O. Box 1758, Murray Hill Station, New York, NY 10156.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Don’t reject out of hand the ideas of a person who might have one superior to yours just because you don’t want to hear it. Work with what’s the best, not with what’s second string.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) Be doubly diligent about what you’re doing when working on mental assignments today, because your attention span may not be up to your usual standards. You could make a lulu of a mistake. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) The sands of your productivity will be totally drained today if you devote your time and efforts to endeavors that are insignificant or even obsolete. Work on something worthy.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) It’s admirable to speak of a loved one in glowing terms, but should you exaggerate his or her accomplishments today, you could put this person in an embarrassing position.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) Before agreeing to something that could be binding or affixing your signature to anything, be certain you know exactly what you’re getting yourself into. ARIES (March 21-April 19) Because of a failure to pay attention today to little but important details that the other guy didn’t overlook, there’s a possibility you could get bested in a commercial arrangement.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) A phony performance put on today to win over someone you think could do you some good will not be believable. Instead, it could hurt your image rather than enhance it. Be yourself.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Excuses will fall on deaf ears today, so if you should be called to task because of something you failed to do,
’fess up to the truth and vow to take care of the matter immediately.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) Don’t be a participant in a verbal lynching of a pal voiced by two catty companions today, lf the victim later learns about what was said, you could be accused of holding the noose.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) An unfriendly competitor is chaffing at the bit for you to do something wrong today that etui be used against you. Do not give him or her any cause to smear you.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept. 22) Because you may be more in love with hearing your own voice and what you have to say today then the sage advice of a friendly counselor, you could be the loser of a great opportunity.
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