New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - November 22, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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The Wizard of Id
Saturday, Nov. 22,2003 By Bernice Bede Osol
The year ahead could prove to be interesting as well as fruitful. A number of opportunities to better your circumstances could surprisingly spring out of areas that were previously unproductive and negative.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) —Those friends and associates you treat in a kind and thoughtful manner will reward you in return with special considerations that are denied others. It pays to be nice to everybody. *
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — Constructive forces may be stirring behind the scenes today that could help further your ambitions, hopes and desires. What transpires may surprise and delight you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — An Optimistic attitude always works to inspire people with whom you’re involved to react in positive ways as well. Collectively, it will make everyone a lot easier to deal with.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Several major achievements are possible to accomplish today, so be sure to establish meaningful goals and ignore the frivolous. Aim for targets that force you to do your best.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — Have faith in your judgments today, especially in situations where you have arrived at a decision by carefully weighing and balancing all of your alternatives. They will prove to be correct. •
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — Something for which you’ve been working quite hard should start to pay off as of today. In fact, you may now be able to relax a bit and bask in your achievement. t
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) —This might be a better than average day to try to solidify a relationship with someone who is very important to you at this time. Don’t wait for the person to make the first move. Do it yourself.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Get those small, distasteful tasks that you’ve been neglecting lately out of the way once and for all today. When you get into them, they won’t be as hard as you’ve led yourself to believe.
CANCER (june 21-July 22) —Today you might be delegated to manage a situation that has turned out to be a bit too complex for your peers to handle. You’ll know exactly what needs to be done and how to do it.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — It will pay to be money-conscious today, because there are several opportunities around you from which you could derive additional income if your thinking is in the vein to recognize them.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Be not afraid to think big today. Chances are you will be luckier with projects or ventures that are grand in scope than you would be with bush-league types of endeavors.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Be mindful of your needs today because you’ll then be able to recognize an opportunity to buy something that would Fit your requirements at the price you are prepared to pay.
Know where to look for romance and you’ll find it. The Astro-Graph Matchmaker wheel instantly reveals which signs are romantically perfect for you. Mail $2.75 to Matchmaker, c/o this newspaper, P.O. Box 167, Wickliffe, OH 44092-0167. Visit www.bernice4u.com for more advice.
Copyright 2003, Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
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Saturday, Nov. 22, 2003
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