New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - November 20, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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Thursday, Nov. 20,2003 By Bernice Bede Osol
Your desires to be active and on the move could be considerably heightened in the year ahead. If you start to make plans early in the cycle, you could ease your restlessness, along with accomplishing much in the process.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Have more faith in yourself and your abilities today or else you could allow yourself to enter into situations believing that others can do things far better than you and fail before you begin.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — Take extra care in involving yourself in investment-type situations that require a cash outlay on your behalf. Make certain you know exacdy what you’re getting yourself into.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — You’ll perform best today when acting alone, so try not to be too dependent upon others. Partners could bog you down, or even worse, take you down a dead-end street.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — A poor attitude about what needs to be done today will make distasteful tasks even more difficult to perform. You may not be able to control your list of duties, but you can control your thinking.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March, 20) — Keep your guard up today or else you could be drawn into a sticky situation with friends that has political overtones. No matter which side you choose to be on, it’ll be the wrong one.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — Be smart and don’t bring up volatile issues that disturb the family. Keep your nose clean and the day will be; a happy one. Poke it into the wrong subjects and it’ll be different story.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Sometimes your fixed positions can cause others to stir up a battle of wills. Tty to be more flexible and give those with whom you spend your day the right to their own opinions. ’
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) —You know better than to go to places that could tempt you to delve into funds earmarked for essentials, so stay away from them today. Keep your spending to times when the sales are on.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — There’s an old Chinese proverb that says, “If you can be patient in one moment of anger, you will escape IOO days of sorrow.” Today, beware of tendencies to blow up at inappropriate moments.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Normally you’re pretty sure of yourself and view life in happy terms. However, today you could have a tendency toward self-doubt and negative thinking and toss in the towel too early.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Today you must be very certain that the things you think you warn will truly please you once you have achieved your ends. If not, your eager quest will be in vain.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Plan your moves carefully today or you may experience a great deal of distress from doing things the hard way. Seek out the routes of least resistance so that you don't deprive yourself of success.
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Thursday, Nov. 20, 2003
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60 Movie terrier
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63 Good Queen
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10 Cause advocates
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21 Limerick writer — Nash
23 Glove leather
26 Pack animal
29 Green pod
30 Computer owner
31 “Shane" star
32 Mayberry kid
34 Collar style
35 Canines and molars 37 Bitten
41 Hit on the noggin
43 Solitary types
44 Dogie catchers
47 Flies and ants
48 Flows slowly
50 TWA guesses
51 “Cheers" bartender
52 Baby buggy, in London
53 Tell all
54 Thorny blossom
58 Acid rain watchdog