New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - November 19, 2003, New Braunfels, Texas
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Wednesday, Nov. 19,2003 By Bernice Bede Osol
More movement and activity than usual could take place in your life in the year ahead. Much will have to do with your social life, but more importantly it can mean advancement in your work or career.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) —Your leadership qualities will be much in evidence today to anybody with whom you’ll be involved. Don’t be surprised if they start looking to you for giving them their cues.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — Although the odds tend to favor you a bit today when involved in competitive situations, it’ll serve you better to keep a low profile and not to play your trump cards until you’re ready.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — An opportunity may arise today to use to your advantage some information or knowledge you’ve recently acquired. Don’t feel guilty about having an edge and let it gather moss.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Something you may have been unable to do successfully in the past can be achieved today if you’ll only give it a second chance. This is not the time to hesitate and back off.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — A situation that you haven’t been able to get a handle on lately can be brought back into focus today. Once the way is dear, take all appropriate measures to get going on it.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) — By today you should have a better handle on the week and where it is going, especially in financial areas. Keep your eyes peeled for profitable possibilities you can be part of.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Put your pride aside today and find yourself a competent partner to aid you with accomplishing something you can’t do alone. You don’t always have to do things all on your own.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Because of the creativity you’ll display today in the cosmetic sense with most anything you take on, little tasks that usually are a bore for you to do could turn out to be delightful diversions.
(PANCER (June 21-July 22) — Even if anything testy should arise that needs tending now* your wonderful mood won t allow you to take the situation or yourself too seriously. This very fact makes you very effective today.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Something good is presently stirring that could contribute to security for you and your loved ones. It will be of a material nature and you may learn of it today.
VIRCiO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — This is an excellent day to get involved in activities that could help broaden your mental horizons. There could be both power and profit in what you develop or learn at this time.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — This could be a rather lucky day for you where your financial interests are concerned. Two opportunities are developing behind the scenes that will help you immensely.
Scorpio, treat yourself to a birthday gift. Send for your Astro-Graph year ahead predictions by mailing $2 to Astro-Graph, c/o this newspaper, P.O. Box 167, Wickliffe, Oil 44092-0167. Be sure to state your zodiac sign. Visit www.bernice4u.com for more advice.
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Today's Crossword Puzzle
Wednesday. Nov. 19. 2003
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